(there arent any trees stretching over the clearing)

*i pull dspice back up* *wispers* that was close

(aw poo... *tree dissapears* so we're hiding in more bushes?)

sure over here

(there are trees surrounding the clearing) me: did'ya hear something? jack: it might have been a crabapple crashing through the trees

wow we almost got caught!

crabapple..sure....*kneels in bushes* ok pink dragon, make sure to keep quiet unless u want tiamat catching us! *gulp*

(I'm too lazy to read up, so humor me) Hey guys. . . Wazzup?

(tiamat and her lover jack are trying to have some privacy and me and pink dragon are following them)

shhhh want to follow me and dspice well we hide from timat and jack?

Jack's still around? Coolio! *rofl* Sure, I'll, ummmmmm, I'll follow and eavesdrop *evil laugh/snicker*

(if i caught you, youd be... to put it nicely, covered in lots of bandaids afterwards!) me: sorry about that thing happening with my friend.. jack: *grins* no its fine, dont worry about it (do not read farther up!)

*a noticable rustle comes from another bush* @ pink dragon- who could that be?! *blue/red eyes stare through the leaves* oh no it can't be him! not now!!

hehehe come ovedr and hide in this bush close to them *listens* timat: i am cold jack: here *raps his arms around timat and gives her a kiss*

jack: so um, where were we? *he wraps an arm around my side* (pinkdragon! dont say what im doing!)

who could it be??!?!?!?!

pink dragon, stay here and be quiet! *i slink out of the bushes and leap into the other bush, tackling the thing that was in there* *it roars but i cover it's mouth*

be cafeful! dragonness do you know who that is?

*jack kisses me again. we are both oblivious to anything happening*

*the thing and i start wrestling* *i try to kep it quiet* *it kicks me in the stomach and i fly out of the bush* *i crawl back in and attack the thing*

*laughs at timat and jack* awww they are a cute couple!

*i hear something, and i break away from jack* jack: is something wrong? me: dammit! why did something have to attack?! jack, dont be scared of whatever happens, ok? jack: what?

*the thing kicks me out again and i land right in front of jack and tiamat* *i quickly roll under the bench* whew.... *the thing comes out of the bush* *it is cat-shaped and has spiky fur* *it is orange and has a poisionous barb on it's tail* uh oh... *the thing roars, showing large fangs*

*runs over to the bush dspice is at and helps dspice wrestle him/her* *after i find out about dspice i go over there to help her* are you ok????

jack: WTF IS THAT!? me: i have no idea! *the thing leaps at jack* OH NO YOU DONT YOU *censored*! *turns into dragon form and knocks the cat thing out of the air*

*i crawl out from under the bench* eh, hey guys! h-how's it going? *the cat thing stands back up, roars, and tackles me*

*puppy runs into the clearing* *im in my human form chasing the puppy* noo!! come back poshy!! *poshy runs toward the cat* NOOO!!!!! *changes into my dragon form so i can run faster*

*looks at jack, who is wideeyed* ill explain later, just get down! *the cat thing swipes at jack, but i roar, and body slam it into the ground*

well if tiamat is a dragon...*i turn to dragon form* eh, tiamat? sorry bout this...

*catches poshy* *runs toward jack*

*fly out onto where all of this is happening and tackels the thing**it hits me with its poison tall**screams* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HELP ME!!

VATCHA! *Appears frum out of nowhere wearing a super hero cape around scaly neck* That is... how you say... HAWT!!!! hAhAhA!

jano! no! *the cat thing leaps through the air, heading directly for jano* *quickly breathes healing gas on pinkdragon, then grabs the cat thing in my claws*

*the cat thing roars and multiplies into another one, and another, and another...*

*lays on ground* please help me he got a little poison into me! *gets up and goess to water and cleans my cut* it was only a cut! thank god! *runs over to the battle*

*gets really p. o.d *flames each and everyone of the cat things, not stopping my flame until they turn into ash* jack get on my back! *jack runs and leaps onto my back without any hesitation, and i lift off into the air* (pinkdragon i used healing gas on you, the poison has no affect now because of it)

Is u ish okay? Pink? Cumm own!

*dodges fight and scoops up jack* *flys up away from the fight*

i am ok!

*the ashes of the cats form into even more cats* hey don't leave me! *follows tiamat*

(hes already on my back jano!) *flies over the woods, then hovers*

Whos Jack? Like Jack and da beanstalk!!

follows tiamat

(hes the guy i told you i liked last night, remember? i was raveing about him) jack: why are you a dragon?! me: i just am. i go to this world called dragnix, and it seems my friends were a bit eager to get us together...

srry, when i was doing the comment he wasnt on your back yet

(jack is tiamat's lover! ) *cats grow wings and follow everyone* oh man now they can fly?!

(its fine @dspice- i have a crush on him!) guys, hold off the cats! i have a plan!

Ohhhhh! THAT IS... HOW YOU SAY... HAWT!?! (making fun of the preps at my school)

okays! *turns back to face cats* *i make vines grow and attack the cats* i'll give you all the time i have so you'd better hurry!

*thinks* i know how to et rid of this cat thing!!! *consentrats energy* ok everyone back up! *blows a huge thing of fire and ice (the ice is sharp) and it all hits the cat thing with such an inpacte that he is destroyed*

*dodges a cat* guys keep them off me! i need to concentrate on this! *starts working on opening up a portal*

*All of a sudden, Ice cream cones rain down upon da beasties, drenching them in frozen yogurt*

i g2g cause no one knows a destroyed him already

*more cats come* how many of these things are there?! *they grow bigger* oh man....(@ pink dragon- more cats can form from the ashes of a destroyed cat thing, kind of like a pheonix)

Ijust wnted 2 say dat! Mahado hash a smexy voice! COTTON BALLS!

(you cant fricking destroy them that easily! @icefire- fyi, this is taking place in the woods next to my neighborhood)

Wow. Does that men it can rain Ice cream der?

tiamat are you done yet?! *a bunch of cats tackle me and hold me down*

We need da pied Piper to elp us! Where ish his magicalness?!!

(no idiot! no ice cream can rain here!) *makes a portal* get the cats through this!

*trys to fight cats* *poshy falls* NOOO!!!!!! *dives after poshy* *several cats follow me*

Gosh! Can we go to da land of appy rainbows? Sounds like da land of apple rainbows...

*the cats are sucked into the portal*

*jack reaches out and catches poshy* (this is a bit of a more serious rp. id prefer if no utterly crazy things happen)

Sahirah: What in re's name is going on?!!!

*is still diving after poshy who is getting very close to the ground*

Can I say hi again?

(@sahirah- you said yes! you said yes! ok im done) *the cats get sucked through the portal as they draw near it, and are sent to a demonic world* jack- i got your dog! *poshy is on his lap*

*the cats (including the ones on me) get sucked into the portal* *i go with them*

*shuts the portal before dspice is sucked through. none of the cats remain at all* *glides towards the ground and jack sets poshy on the ground*

whew...thanks tiamat!

Sahirah: WILL YOU QUIT IT! Me: *Charles da Japanese spider crab baby falls down from a small portal in the sky and tumbles for the ground* NUUUUUUU! CHARLES! Charles: Clak - clak! (Translation "Elp meee!)

*jack slides off my back, and i return to human form* *charles suddenly lands in my hands* hi charles!

wtf is going on?

Charles: Jumps onto Dspice and purrs* Me: Dis is Charles! Mes two foot long spider crab!

*hands charles to icefire* jack: lets go somewhere to talk this over... me: i agree *we head towards our elementary school playground*

Heh heh...! HFDGSDFGHGYE GGFJ GJSOGSGSIYTGRI !!!!!!!!!

D'AWWW!!! *huggles charles* *turns back to human form* so erm, tiamat..how're you gonna explain this to jack? tiamat? *looks around and sees her at playground*

takes poshy* thanks jack! *cuddles poshy* *turns to human form*

*jack and i sit under a shaded picnic table, and i explain everything to him* *after i stop talking...* jack: i was right, you arent the girl i thought i saw...

*while no one notices, i slink off and follow tiamat*

me: dont hate me because of this... jack: why would i hate you? its awesome knowing someone whos a dragon *we hug eachother*

*cuddles poshy, oblivious to everyone leaving*

*turns into cricket and hops onto jacks lap* *to myself: what about me huh?*

*Runs and hugs Jano* HIIIII! I ant leavin! *Charles invites Poshy to play wit him*

me: thanks jack *we kiss eachother* (this is reminding me of so many hannah montana/miley cyrus songs!)

TIA AND JAA-CK SITTIN IN A TREE! K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!!!

*im sitting right underneath tiamat and jack* ewww ok this is too gross from my point of view..*hops away* ICEFIRE SHHHT!! *i turn back to human and put my hand over icefire's mouth*

*flicks dspice, then throws a rock at icefire*

Cum here Dspice! *Motions for the cricket* *Rock hit mes on da head* OWWW! AGLESPAGLE! IT CAME FRUM DA GODS! DEY R ANGRY WIT ME! AGGGGHHH! *Randomly starts bowing*

*turns to cricket and jumps on icefire's head* *says in tiny voice* this is the goddess of dragons! i commandeth thee to bow to me and worship me!!

*sit under a tree, concentrating on making another small tree* *the tree grows very very very slowly* *poshy sniffs the tree*

Hi! Dspice tat tickles! *Turns into a meerkat tat likes cheese* Hiii!

*turns to icefire* it came from me idiot! *jack laughs*

jano do you need some help?

jack, lets go somewhere with more privacy, they keep following us! jack: like where? *i think* anywhere but here! *we creep off across the playground, then go around and come to the field thats next to the small park in my neighborhood. the kids playing football are gone*

GTARDBH! (I hav ADHD, sowwy if I'm bein too hyper) *Digs a meerkatish hole*

(NOW you tell us! it does explain so much though!)

*follows tiamat and jack* hey i have a place you can go! (oh CRAP i have to go....talk to you guys later!)

*jumps at the sound of dspice's voice* oh... where?