*chains Pyrah to a pole* not sure if that'll hold. calm down! just a movie. besides, its the flippin' storyline that counts ain't it?

My Favoret is the tiger guy he is cool

WTF

he has a flame tail and what does WTF mean

i saw eragon yesterday, the first screening in bath... it was shit

hi Mnementh. it wasn't really that bad was it?

Hey mnementh Ive been trying to get online same time as you and dont tell Dragonness she loves the movie

i dont wanna go see the movie now!

its probly not that bad hes probly just mad the dragon is a girl

well ive read the books so i knew saphira was a girl, but they trashed the story line, absolutely, it was awful how they did it. the war at the end lasted all of 5 minutes

but then he would complain bout' the book to wouldn't he? nuttin' wrong with girl drakes, as long as they ain't pink Edit: okay, I was late to reply, but right

hehe, god i hope the second ones better cos the forst was awful

I want to see the first one

see it and make ur own poinions

well Im glad Im not the only guy on

i ws the only guy for soo long, but i quit the site now lol

almost quit, glad you at least visit

if you guys really want to know how i felt about the movie, go see jenu's pic with the mother and father dragons

NOT AGAIN!!

Fenny, how could I love the movie if I haven't even SEEN it yet? Good grief! Think once in a while, will ya? I reserve any and all judgement until I see the darn thing! But I tell you, I'll go beserk like Pyrah if they've messed up Murtagh and Solembum, and Saphira!

They never even show solembum, EVER!! and saphira has crappy wings, and murtagh is only shown like 5 times and only his hair is right. THE MOVIE IS FLIPPIN' CRAP!!!!

OK, NOW IM MAD!!! NO SOLEMBUM!?!?!?! *screams so loud it almost defeans you* KILL!

*follows Dragonness* KILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies down to Hollywood and creates utter havoc with Anasil and Drakasil* DIE EVIL FILMAKERS!!!!! (...)

*inflicts such pain and torture upon filmakers that it makes the torture I inflicted upon spammers kids play* Take THAT! And THAT!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! DIE FILMAKERS!!!! FEEL OUR WRATH UPON YOUR CRAPPY EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

"joins jenu and dragonness in bringing pain upon crappy Eragon filmakers" BWA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!

*sends away Krada and Dragos nation* THis is our business alone now. *jenu prepares to atack from behind as dragonness tortures the leaders of the evil filmakers* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! *double swords flash, bringing a bloody death to all who stand in it's path*

whoa! "takes several steps back" i'll just watch the rest of this rp from the sidelines. "steps back even further"

*Double sword begins spinning wildly in pyrahs direction* *grins maniacally* Let us see your swordsmanship, child! *saliva drips out of an evil smile* *double sword Anasil/Drakasil, Light and Darkness spin and twirl, thrust and parry the air with astonishing speed and accuracy* *Jenu comes closer, still displaying master sword handling as the double sword nearly clips off Pyrah's lips, but misses by a centimeter*

*looks around at jenu and sighs* oh great another evil person ((OOC YAY possible rp here v^-^v

OOC: I'm in yays!

(((OOC: YAY go jenu be all evil))) *runs behind pyrah and drags her out of the way of jenu* um you may wanna stay back*

(I am not another evil person, just one evil person in me, jakara) *backs up a few paces from pyrah, stops, and bows* Now, pyrah, apprentice, show me yours skills. Come on, impress me. *hands pyrah a sword* (@akira: Now I get to be the evil one in the rp, YAYS!!)

((OOC:ill even p*ss you of IC till you attack me -_^ ((what i really wanna fight here we havmt roleplayed on here in a while))) *stands i nfront of pyrah* no sword fighting you could kill pyrah

*turns away from pyrah and offers sword to Akira* come, impress me. I want to see you do a combination *bows respectfully as Akira takes the sword*

OOC: I know! it's been awhile

wat does OOC mean?

Out of Character ^^ now be evil!

I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THE SILLY SWORD!!!!! *throws sword up in air and watches as no one claims it* See? *takes sword again and tries to offer it to anyone who wants it*

OOC: ha you are evil! okay ^^

*takes the sword and bows to jenu* i grew up within the eastern empire of my homelands and they tought us how to use a sword *spins sword around then throws it into the air then catches it*

*watches intrigued*

Fine, very good, very good. But that still doesn't impress me. *flings sword up into air and watches it twirl over and over, then when it comes back down, jenu flings it up again by the tip of her nose* *sword come down again and jenu grabs it and without losing beat continues to swing, thrust, and parry*

*twirls it around back and throws it into air and catches it on tip of finger and moves it from each tip of finger perfectly balenced then throws it up again and catches it in fighting stance* are we gonna duel or what

*Circles akira, double sword glowing* Yes, we will duel. *strikes at Akira's neck, but Akira blocks it with ease* Just a starting move. *Jenu turns into Jakara as she continues to circle Akira*

*grins* oh what fun i havnt duelled in a while *backflips so she is behind jakara and jabs at her lower back*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!*turns around and slashes Akira through the stomach, then peirces her straight through the chest* Say bye bye sweetheart *Jakara jumps over Akira and pulls her sword out from behind Akira, making a huge gaping hole*

*stands there motienless for a while before falling to the floor clutching the wound* *blood trails from her bodyand mouth as she lies there motienless*

HA! I knew yuo couldn't prove yourself against me! *holds sword at Akira's neck, so that one false move, and her head will be lopped off* Will you come under my teaching, apprentice? It will be harder than yuo think. *laughs maniacally*

*still just lays there motienless not moving, not breathing**suddenly her hand moves up and grabs the tip of the blade and she kicks jakaras hand away from it and twils it around so she is holding the right end* you cant kill me that easily *stands up and the hole is healedthough she does still look a bit rough* i was trained well by my cousin *holds the sword to jakaras neck* and he is now a necromancer *seems to feel uncomftorable at the thought of her cousin but forgets it again* dont mess with me

*oooooo ahhhhs*

*appears outta nowhere* Halo Gratinea Venders!!!!!! I'm on till 9:00 my timezone before tomorrow! don't mind the Pentalgian words. so.. yal havin' another battle me guess?

Yays! maybe... >>

oops, the Pentalgian words were erased. grr, fixed it. maybe always means yes. so whats happenin'

Jenu and Akira are sword fightin' and I'm watching XDD

calls for popcorn. Unfortunantly, I put to much sinthetic greesy butter in my popcorn at the movies last night, so my appetite is....not to good. I'm avoiding butter and popcorn, and acidic stuff.

ewww, that stinks how about pretzels?

okay! salt! *eyes start twitching. robbs Mars's pretzels and hides in refridgerator box. everyone hears munching sounds* hehe!

hey! oh the submission thingy on dA works for me again yay! so you're portrait's up now ^__^

cool, unfortunantly I'm not at Alondra's house, so I am unfortunantly unable to get on da. I''ll seee it up here tho. can't wait!

yayayayayayyayayayaya! XDDDDDD

When are they going to get back to the sword fight? Things were just gettin good! (Tho we've seem to forgotten about the injustices wraught upon the Eragon Book)

*looks wide-eyed at Akira for a moment* *suddenly stands up, as the sword goes through her neck* You think you can kill a demon through mortal means? phaw! *grabs hilt, and pulls out sword, and faces it towards Akira* anaho!! shakane!! *a black swirl appears in the wound in the neck, and heals it* Become my apprentice, child! and learn master swordsmanship! *flips sword around Akira's legs, bringing her to her knees in a flash* or die!

This makes me wonder... Who's actually older, Jenu, or Akira?

ah but you forgot something as well *backward rolls away from sword and flips up onto her feet* im not to easy to kill either *turns into vampire form* and i know a thing or two about killing demons

OOC: me not telling.

Killing Demons! Go Akira! GO Jenu (or whoever u are at the moment) *continues to cheer both sides on enthusiastically*

OOC:im 14

15, but will be 16 as of Feb. 14

16 yays

Yup, and I'm gettin my ears pierced on Thursday! YAYsies!

*walks right up to jenu so there noses are nearly touching* go on dear, stab, i dare you

*waits in wide-eyed suspension* Ooooo

OOC: I'm Jakara, th only demon in me. IC: *Jakara becomes enraged, and instead of stabbing Akira, she lunges at her and bites her neck, tearing a cunk off and leaving demon poison to seep through her blood* *Akira staggers, and Jakara stabs her, which sends her flat on her stomach on the ground* wimp. I shouldn't bother teaching you.

OOC: hehe, I'm diecisÃ?(c)is!

OOC: *whiny childish voice* but i dont waaaaanna XDD i shall consider it but get otyhers invoved to k IC: it depends *wipes some of the blood of off her neck and licks it of her finger smiling* whats in it for me

Master swordmanship, if you work hard enough. *grins evily* And maybe another thing or two while your at it. *face darkens, so you cannot see expression* *Jakara opens a portal, very large, with several colors* Come, through this portal is where we will study our swordsmanship, and nowhere else. *face is still darkened*

(Ooo, the plot thickens!)

*sais in sarcastic voice* oh yes ill gladly follow the freaky demon through a freaky portal into a freaky place to learn some freaky lesson about how to stab someone *turns to face everyone then looks back at jakara* only if they come to

Ooo, freaky.

lol Uhh.. sure I'll come along

*sends Mars and Dragonness through portal* there, *snarls at Akira* you happy now!? *shoves Akira closer to the portal* *it is almost sucking her in* Go IN!! wimp!

WIMP *changes back into draginkin form and drops to one knee having trouble for a moment but stands up and brushes a bit of hair from her eyes* *trips jakara up then jumps through smiling*

*Shoves Akira through the portal* OOC:now wait, I bneed to write the next part of the story, it will take a while.
*Akira is floating through the portal when she notices something stragne. Jakara is not following her. Before she has time to ponder on this, though, the portal begins to suck her faster and faster towards it's end. Akira can see Mars and Dragonness jump out the other side of the portal, and Akira prepares to do the same* *when Akira lands, she notices something isn't right.* *she seems to be a large crytalline cave, but after closer inspection, she finds that the walls are made of diamond and steel.* *four torches give the "cave" plenty of light, but something doesn't quite click still* *Suddenly, mars, after more inspection of their surroundings, finds that they are trapped, IN AN UNDERGROUND CELL!!* *immediately, everyone begins to look for a way out, but the only hole is a very small one in the ceiling, which is high above any of their reaches, and only big enough for maggots to fall through, which do periodically. Maggots on the floor seem to be the only source of food.* *The hole is also the only source of air* *In the distance, a maniac laugh is heard, and Akira curses Jakara and herself for being so stupid* *another inspection and mars finds that outside the cell, there is only rock, and many spells surround them so that they cannot escape. The floor beneatht them is made of pure diamonds, so there is no escaping there* *A maggot lands on Dragonness' head, seeming to finalize the situation they were in*

OOC: just make stuff up on the spot yo XD

OOC:I made this up a while ago. And if you can't find a way out, cuz there is none, I have help coming.

icky maggots!!! eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

OOC: i would not curse myself for being stupid just for being to trustowrthy IC: *looks around and nearly screams when she sees the maggots and starts banging the walls* LET ME OUT LET ME OUT YOU B*TCH LET US OUT

*In the distance, another evil laugh is heard* *but you hear something else too* *step, step, step* *Akira looks up through the little hole, just in time to see 2 faces peer down at them* *one is an elven face, with pointed ears, and a kind face* *The other is that of a huge silvery dragon, and in fact, all you can see is it's nostril* OOC: Can you guess who they are??

OOc: yes but i cant remember there names IC: *looks and and waves* HELP HELP PLEEEEEEASE

OOC: Ellidora and Comoni the good peeps IC: *Ellidora looks down at Akira, not quite sure what to make of this* Jakara...I know she did this, but why...? Look, quickly, turn into your beast kin!! NOW! Once you do that then I can help you. OOC: You have to become your beast kin because any human on Karadora Ukenera will ruin it's beauty, and take away all it's magical except for Jakara's. If you stay human, you risk never leaving there. Part of my history

*turns into dragonkin form* does that work???

*ellidora nods* yeah, that works *Dragonness and mars do the same* okay, I have a idea to get you out, but it'll be hard, and we'll have to work fast. I think I know what Jakara is doing, and she is almost ready. Come, come, hurry! *Ellidora whispers some strange language, and a tiny magic ball appears in her hand* *because of the spells surrounding the prison, however, the magic ball dissappears quickly* D'ARVIT!! Ok, I guess you'll have to go with Jakara's plan. While your doing that, I'll be working on these spells to try and get you out. *Ellidora hands each person a sword, and Comoni breathes something inside the cell, which makes everyone feel stronger* OK, now, brush up on yuor skills, you'll need them!

um *grabs sword* ok *starts twirling sword arouns then looks at the others* oyu have any idea whats gonna happen*

Nope *holds sword in mouth*

*a thought speaker, sounding much like Comoni speaks to all of them* Maggots will be the least of your worries soon. I suggest you prepare for the worst, because I cannot tell you. Get your magic power and sword fighting skills in top shape, QUICKLY!!!! But don't use dark magic, that only makes Jakara stronger. *thought speaker finishes, and everyone stares wide-eyed at each other* Akira: Let's get practising. *Akira, mars, and Dragonness begin to practice their fighting when a bone-chilling screech is heard, reverberating around the prison* Jakara is here!!

oh CR*P well it was nice knowing everyone

Good bye! Nice to know you! *more random songs* *drops sword* How'm I supposed to use this?!?!! I have paws not hands!

then use claws or whatever you use ... ooooor we could try nad talk our way out of this we all talk alot it mgith work LOL

*Suddenly, the torches go out, and the hole in the ceiling is filled with darkness* *a black cloud seems to crawl through the hole, surrounding every wall, and making Akira, mars, and Dragonness feel sleepy and depressed* Jakara's voice can be heard, ina lulling tone, with bitter words, "this is the Shadow, lord of all darkness." *Mars drifts off to a dozing position, and loses her sword* *In an instant, the cloud slurps it up, leaving mars unarmed except for claw and tooth, and magic* *an impression is pressed on all of them, there will be no takling out of this one*