NOOOOO! RUN FER DA BUNKERS!

THANKS!!! *eats it and the symptoms for nonames crazyness shows emediatly* WOWOWOWOW CHOCOLET!!!! *grabs blackhawks arms* RING AROUND THE ROSY!!!! *spins her around so fast that noname acedently let go* KITTY FLY!!! *she watches as black hawk flys into the distance* BYBY KITTY!!! *waves and turns savagly around to look at E.D.* HUGGY!!!! *squeases her so hard her eyes start to buldge* HUGGY!!

get.. off.. of.. ME!!! *pushes noname off* Mnementh, see what you have done? SHE'S CRAZY AND OUT OF HER BLOODY MIND! Akira, is there anything you can do to bring noname back to her "normal" self, and keep Mnementh from giving her ANYMORE CHOCOLATE?!

*pins Noname to the ground* Hurry up, Akira! I can't do this forever! ED! Help!

*runs over to noname already with a potien in hand and forces noname to drink it she then chants sme words and noname is completly unconcious and her hands are stuck together as if by some invisible force*right then thats her sorted now all we need to sort out is the person who was stupid enough to give noname chocolate*turns to mnementh but instead of using a potien she just sits on the floor and raises a hand to mnementh and he is suspended in the air and moving around whenever Akira moves her hand*there ya go

stopp doing that! please, o no NONAME DONJT TICKLE ME AGAIN PLEASE!!!

maybe this will teach you a lesson, Mnementh!

NONAME THERES MORE LOOK BEHIND U!, * noname turns round and then falls to the floor in a big sleep* heeeee i am SO evil

Mnementh im sorry but you cant go around giving noname chocolate last time she ate chocolate she BIT MY ARM OFF this one was made by some freaky plants that her mum controls*looks down at noname whos now in a deep sleep but still suspending mnementh above the ground*im so sorry noname ill wake you up in aminute i promise i just need to make an anti potien to the chocolate.....if that is possible

hey i made her go to sleep so u could cure her so dont go and be angry with me and wot pic did she bite ur arm off

she was already asleep silly and im annoyed at you for giving noname chocolate when we repeatedly told you not to*her exspression shows she is tired and she lets out a yawn*now if you will excuse me im goot to find an antidote for noname that wont make her come out in a rash*mutters a few words and then puts her arm down but mnementh is still suspended in the air*what you think i would have let you down *pulls out of her bag a couple of seemingly empty viles and some nicly decorated bottles with some unuseral potiens withen them ranging from a pitch black gloopy substance to a watery florecent pink substance**she ten gets out a bowl aand begins mixing lots of them together including some powdery stuff that smelt strangly of chocolate and on some of them lavender*

*the choclet suddnly wakes her up and she sees menmenth* *pulls out a feather* *runs to mementh acidently kiking the bowl full of the potion* TICY TICKY!!!

*looks at the potien on the floor then steps back kind of shocked as it burns hole in the ground*um maybe it was a good thing i didnt give that to noname*turns to see noname tickling mnementh*oi yous two cut it out now dont make me suspend you in the air too noname

DARN! hewhehhehehehehehehhe! hahahaha! *manages to concentrate enough and and land and then suspends noname in midair* haha (evil laugh) now its ur turn *pulls out the vibrant red feather and tickles noname until she cries with laughter* ahahhahahaha! ths is my evil laugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *eats feather and in her mind every one turns into chocolet bars* *runs after menmenth* CHOCO CHOCO CHOCO!!!!!!!!

*looks at what is happening and sighs*you know what, ive been the one whos been trying to make yous lot get along and now im just not gonna bother im gonna sit down and as long as nowon goes about eating other peoples limbs*gives an evil look a noname*or kills each other im not gonna get up ,......im gonna have a sleep and thats it*sits down and leans against a rock muttering stuff under her breath but this quickly goes as she falls asleep*

HOW CAN U RUN IN MIDAIR! ahh1 get back demon! holds out a cross, *whispers to noname so akira doesnt hear, lets gang up on her thatll be funny* hahaha * mnementh creeps up behind akira and screams BOOOO!!!!, akira jumps out of her skin* hahahahahah this is my evil laugh

*flies back with a straight jacket**lands on noname and forces her into the straight jacket and bolts it*Calm down!

haahahaha! in ur face noname, i am the best o yes i am *black comes to him with a straight jacket and binds him to* oh! o well noname we caused enough havoc

*turns around and punches mnementh in the face then notices who it was*oh sh_t*helps mnementh up*im so sorry ......oh wait a minute no im not*lets him drop to the floor again*how dare you do that you desearve to be in a straight jacket

hehehhee!, it was funny nonetheless, i'm sorry tho *rubs snout thoughtfully*, u deserve sumit nice akira, sorry i made u jump, from behind his back he produces chocolate, aslong as u dont give any to noname

thanks ill keep this safe

u should, and one thing also dont give noname chocolatw and a gun

*no offense but i dont think you should be the one telling me about noname and chocolate i should be the one telling you since us lot have had more experiance with these situations than you

*runs around still in air* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *SLPAT* *she bangs aganst a wall*

i know, i do have more experience, but i have learned from my mistake, she gets a tiny weeny bit wierd, it actually scared me

thank the gods! *sits down next to Akira and looks up at noname* my word, she's till going for it...

*looks up at noname*yeah but that power is pretty strong she hopefully wont get down until he chocolate wears of and even then there might be some strange tragic possibuility that i wont be able to get her down for at least another hour

might as well sit back and watch... the show!

cool

can som1 help me out of this jackek, nonames coming peraliously close

sure thing mnementh *goes over and cuts mnementh out of the straight jacket *there ya go

cheers i thought i was a gonna then

*easly gets out of the straight jacket* MEN MEN!!!! *a plunger apears out of nowere and she starts hitting mementh with it* BAD MEN BAD MEN! *then gets a bag that says (bag of bees) and shakes it so the swarming noise gets louder* *shoves the bag of bees on to Akiras head and runs away with the plunger with mementh still on it*

on second thought, i'll get her. *cuts noname off from her running and grabs the plunger and frees Mnementh* now, for you! *ties noname up with an invisible chain that becomes tighter and tighter as the person within it tries to break free* noname, don't even TRY to get out of this one! it can't be affected by any attack, potion, spell, curse, hex, energy blast, and so on and so forth. the only way you can become free is if i produce the sound of the universe in a high A note, which i won't do! *walks away as noname struggles, becoming binded tighter and tighter**starts to buzz as she talks to the bees and they move away from Akira, entering a nearby hive*

*holds her head in pain*ow i think one of them stung me*rubs her head then turns to E.D*thanks E.D *looks over at noname*do you think they would get tighter if someone shook

oh guys ive decided to quit for good, i'm starting to get bored of everyone taking me as a joke, so i'm leaving but wen my pics arrive i did do some but i didnt name them theyre the chinese/western dragon, and dernite, so bye me loves

oh ye dont be sad, i wasnt here long and i wasnt a vulued person in the group

what oh no dont go look the first time i came on nobody even talked to me it just takes a while it was only after a while that they started notice me but you have been noticed already please dont go i hate it when people leave but if your mind ant be changed then im sorry for all the times i would upset you or anything like that and good luck werever you go

yeah..um..i'm sorry I insulted you Mnementh...

same here

if i did, so sorry am i. trust me, i takes time, but soon you will be talked to as much as we all do to each other.

Yup.

ive been away for the day... i missed u all to much... i'll never leave again... i cant stay one day away from this site I AM SAD!!

your not sad its natural to be miss a place you like but its brilliant to have you back

i welcome my sadness! i love it

whatever makes you happy or sad

i found the longest stick todayits was about 5 meters in my church yard, i cut a piece i.5 metersand cut off the bark to make a two handed hilt, (about 30 cm) now ive got a make shift wooden sword, (its really heavy).

cool

a sword? oooh, why can't i have a sword? oh, wait, i do! *pulls out a sword; half samurai, half Egyptian* this is what i like to call a Kuko Sword! hehe!

SWORD. *takes ED's Kuko sword* SWORD. SHINY SWORD. *waves sword around in the air* No all's I need it a cape....*pulls Pippin out of her pocket and takes his cape, then stuffs him back* Hmm....it's a little short...But it'll do! *stands on two legs, sword raised in the air and cape blowing behind her*

HEY! you said you can have my sword? you don't even know how to use it properly! it took me 2 years to get it right! go ahead and try, but you need one of these to be able to use it to its full power. *show Aiolos her Egyptian necklace, engraved with the ankh symbol on the front* got to have one of these!

Fine! *throws sword at ED* I DON'T WANT YAR STINKIN' CUCKOO SWORD ANYWAY! *pulls out Narsil* NARSIL IS BETTER, ANYWAY!! *wacks Aragorn to the side when he tries to take it* Not this time, monkey-man.

*noname wheses painfully and she sturgles even more and the chains become tighter* PSYCH!!! *easly jumps out of the chains as she takes both sords choping off every thing in her path* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *as she wises by E.D. trys to get her but escapes with only all claws cut off* *looks at eragon* *in one second a weding is set up with aiolos the bride and eragon the groom* *preist* eragon you may kiss the bride! *eragons is about to kiss her when noname giggles insanly*

oh god! wot have i done!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm chopping my sword into a strip so its slim, and im gonna paint it white and silver like the 1st eragon's sword) noname heel *when she doesnt come he ggrabs her from behind, as she is saying the i do bit, he gags her so she cant use magic and ties her to the tree with the chains black hawk used, says all the binding magic he knows so she cant escape, and walks away* now where aryra *flattens back hair and straightens his tie*

what the hell is with all the marrying*pulls Aiolos away from Eragon*im pretty positive most people here arnt meant to get married yet *looks over at mnementh but decides against going after him*ah forget it

hahhaha! whyu hello * arya take one looka t mnementh and punches him in the jaw* ouch, i like agressive women

*pulls mnementh away from Arya*now you may like her becuase shes an aggresive woman but thats the sort of stuff that you dont say in front of them or else the very very agressive woman is gonna make you very very dead you need to be charming and polite which you mite find hard but at least try it and if that dont work then it probably wasnt meant to be

*to akira* how u doing? *sed ina joey off friends voice*

AHHH!!! ERAGON!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *screams and wriggles free of Akira, flying away* NOOOO!!!! *stops* Wait, if Eragon is here....maybe Murty is, too....must...find.....MURTAGH!!! *scans the ground and spots him hiding behind a rock* MURTY!!! *dive-bombs the rock*

*wriggles ut of akira's other hand, and finds arya again* where r u my little sweetums! *to arya* how u doing?

Murtagh: AHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! Aiolos: *glomps Murtagh*Weeee!! MURTY!!!

hey mnementh, *grabs mnementh in human form round the neck and kisses him on the neck* mnementh: wow!!!!!

*fulls on the floor laughing*hahahahaha *stands up again*i wish you all the best of luck

so what if i sed that myself...

AHAHAHAAA! *becomes serious* how the hell did noname escape my CHAINS! *looks over at Aiolos and Mnementh* we officially have serious issues that were once not present for most of the time anyway

Wha...? *Looks at Murtagh, who is cringing in fear next to the rock* Say that again, please. Methinks I didn't understand.

*comes behind E.D. and wacks him with a club with peanut butter covered all over it with cotage chese* THE GREAT HUDEANY HAS ESCAPED ONECE AGAIN!!! AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK!!! *pulls ayra and shoves her into a box and closes it* AND NOW!!! *shoves sords into the box each one sending screams and wailing of pain* AND NOW WHEN I OPEN THE BOX!!! *peeks into the box then closes it quickly not alowing any one to see*

I thought e.d was a girl! *pulls noname back and opens the box* cool! dead carcass... oh wait its arya... NOOOOO!!!!!!! i'll kill u for thaty noname *grabs the red feather and chases noname round in lots of circles tickling here there and everywhere* hahahhahahahhahaha! *shoves noname in the box with the rotting body of arya and makes sure she cant get out, this time noname u cant get out* HAAA! *suddenly inside the box arya bloodied arms grip noname* HAHHAHAHHA! *noname screams* HAHHAHAH! (this is my evil laugh)

mnementh please dont kill noname*flys over and rips the box open and pulls noname out*i hate zombies*closes the box and chains it shut then sits noname on a chair an begins speaking to her in a strange calm voice she had never down before*now noname theres some stuff we need to talk over*smiles briefly and noname eyes close as if she was falling asleep but she opens them again quickly*now firstly E.D is a girl*smiles again briefly and nonames eyes close again but open again*secondly you cant keep on eating chocolate your harming people*does the same thing agin and nonames eyes stay shut for a little while longer before opening*and lastly im casting a spell on you whenever i smile after speaking and your gonna be a deep sleep soon*smiles again briefly and this ime nonames eyes stay shut and she falls of the chair in a deep sleep onto the floor*there we go youll be out for a while now*turns around at E.D*we should get her tied up shell be awake in about 30 minutes

Tie her up good this time. I don't want her getting out. *pokes Murtagh*

What the hell..I leave for a day and you lot have gone beserk!

hiya Blackhawk we havent gone beserk noname has what you think that spell was me going beserk oh no you havnt seen me go beserk and hopefully you never will*smiles briefly then begins to help Aiolos tie noname up*

oh look Murtagh and Eragon and Arya..no... Joseph? WAAAH! *starts to howl and pine*

Who's Joseph? *pokes Murtagh again*

A guy I like and I don't even exist to him *pokes murtagh in the ribs*

*grabs chocolate, and eats it, she didnt finish it off* WHOAA! this chocolate is wierd *randomly does a dance* wow i like chocolate, YUM YUM YUM! no dont tryu and sustain me, i am not gonna turn into noname, i LOVE chocolate

I had four rolos today and I'm still hyper *starts to dance too* And I just ate some pancakes with maple syrup So now I'm about to get worse..

i get hyper after 4 packs of rolos not 4 and a litre of coke! i've got a very good metabolism! (not that i've evaer had that much) its just it takes that much AIOLOS STOP BUGGING MURTAGH! HE PROBABLY H8S U! *teleports murtagh as far away from aiolos as possible and put a spell on him so aiolos cannot ever get to him!* there we go makes a forcefeild in a body sahpe to protect himself from the storm from ailos...*

*dust apears out of nowere and when it clears noname pops out of it* UUUUUU!!! CHOCO!!! *tacks the chocolet and eats it* YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *bounces of the walls and eats the red feather*

GAAARH! *takles Noname in mid-air and pins her on the floor* not again...*the sugar she ate suddenly kicks in and she jumps off noname and starts to bounce off the walls*

*looks around at everything that is happening*oh dear c**p this cant be good *turns around as if looking for someone*E.D would you mind coming to help i dont any more limbs to have to be made of wierd leaves*looks at noname*stay back i have SUGAR FREE DIET COKE and im not afraid to use it

*takes one look at the sugar free coke and hisses loudly and flies out of reach*

thats right its SUGAR FREE and believe me*now talks in a calmer voice*i love to get hyper its easy for me to get hyper but if i dont stay calm yous lot are probably gonna kill someone or eat someones limbs*glares at noname*so maybe if you could calm down then that would really help me

oooh yeah you're right...*stop bounces for a second to think*

i ate that chocolate anyway noname

Diet coke eats your stomach. It really puts holes strait through it. *knocks Mnementh to the ground and sits on him, so he can't do anything. Grabs a computer and overrides Mnementh's spell* behold the power of technology! *opens portal and Murtagh gets sucked through it, landing in front of Aiolos* *hugs Murtagh...really, really tightly...*

*takes the sugar free soda and spits it back at akira with backwash* *sits on both aiolos and menmenth and uses aiolos acount and buys every think off ebay* *gets off so the truck full of stuff lands on both of them and noname eats the chocolet so she can get the bad tast out of her mouth*

*thorn come and blasts aiolos out of the way and murtagh jumps on his back they fly away* mnementh: you cant override a spell so its still on and its unbreakeable so there is no way u can get him. Yes i am standing up fo the one character i h8 the most apart from elva!

*gaspeth* You hate Murtagh?! Well....Arya is bitch, stubborn, stupid, helpless, annoying and a smart mouth. And that's not just to get back at you. I...actually like Eragon better than Arya. Though she's cooler....she's still down at the bottom of my like-list. *overrides the spell again* Fear my trusty laptop. *whisps away Thorn, and glomps Murty as he falls* I know how to get rid of spells, okay? I delt with Black-Tooth. Who just happens to be harder to beat than Gorketh has been. So ha.

*twitches slightly as noname spits the coke at her*im not gonna kill her iam not gonna kill her*opens a portal and walks through it then walks out of another one completly clean again she then puts a forcefield around herself that NOTHING can get through*i will not kill her i will not kill her

*hears what Akira is muttering and flies down* Are you ok Akira? it's just that you've been acting a bit...strange since the battle with Urpsuyifo.

WTF im fine ive just been the one who has to keeps on sorting yous lot out seriously im fine

(P.S would you mind trying to keep to one pic or else it gets way to confusing)

Oh ok then

thanks now back to trying to sort out noname before she kills someone

*Smacks Noname down with her tail as Noname is about to divebomb Murtagh, knocking her out cold* There. Someone tie her up.

*explodes*

Good. it's over. *wipes brow*

*comes back together and explodes*