@babydrgn- its "bored" silly... *mimicks tiamat* xP ^^ 0.o o.0 -_- =P =O I_I xD

yes i iwas bored

u mean board?

i wasnt doing my babyd impression!

suuure... howya been tiamat?

ive been pretty good. just got back from DQ

aww MAN! i have a really bad sweet-craving and so does my dad, but our car is broken, so he would't take me to Brusters, home of the bestest ice-cream ever! WWWWWAAAAAHHH!!!

i got a choco ice cream dipped in choco shell and it had a bump on the bottom of the icecream that made it look like a butt crack, so i stuck a piece of chocolate shell between it.... ROFLMAO!

i just laughed out loud for real, and my dad looked at me like i was crazy! (i laughed VERY loudly so im sure my dad's boss heard me on the first floor)

IT WAS CONSTIPATED!

*eats constipated ice cream* groh-dee!! (gross)

ROFLMAO! I WAS THERE WITH MY SIS AND TWO OF HER FRIENDS AND WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD! AND THEN ON THE WAY BACK I FOUND A GLASS BOTTLE AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND TO SMASH IT BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE PLASTIC SO IT JUST BOUNCED AWAY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFLMAO!!

*sighs* good times, good times

heh heh yea...*pats tiamat's shoulder then shoves her into a giant microwave*

what the-?! *peers out of microwave* WHAT THE HELL?!

the randomness! she returns! *giant pickle appears out of nowhere next to tiamat* pickle: hello friend! *has goofy smile, as if it is from cheesy kid show*

*punches pickle in gut* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!

*more pickles appear and sing goofy "we are friends" song* me: dont worry tiamat i'll save yew! *turns on microwave*

DSPICE YOU MORON! *it gets hotter in the microwave* CRAP!

oh wait it wont kill just the pickles will it? *thinks* oh well...*turns off microwave and opens the door* *pickles are dancing in a circle around tiamat singing cheesy "we shall always be friends" song*

@pickles- I HATE YOU ALL AND YOU ARE NOT MY FRIENDS! *stuffs a gernade in their mouths and runs out* thanks dspice! *microwave explodes*

no prob! *half-exploded pickles come crawling out of the microwave* *there are more of them now* me: oh man...*the pickles are crawling towards us mumbling something* *their eyes are red and they have large claws* me:

*runs away* RUN DSPICE! RUN!

YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME THAT! *is running* *undead pickles follow us*

*pickles start moving with unnatural speed, and theyre gaining on us*

call the pickle police!!!

no call the undead-pickle police! *pickles grow pickle-wings and fly after us* me: uh oh we're doomed!

*one lands on my back* AHH!

*calls the undead pickle police* the lines dead! oh no they've cut the phone lines!!!! wat should we do?!?! wat r all pickles afraid of??

(heh heh the UN-dead pickle police and the line is dead...thats funny) *grabs pickle on tiamat's back and throws him/her on the ground* *i pour choclate syrup on it and take a bite of it* mmmm hey its not that bad!

*more pickles join, forming a huge hand that grabs me and drags me away, and i disappear in a sea of pickles* AHHHHhhhhh....

wat if we cooked um or flamed them to death?? *smoke begins to swirl from nose*

TIAMAT! *i charge after tiamat and is captured by the pickles* NNNNUUUU!!! *i flame-broil some of the pickles with green fire* *they explode and pickle juice goes everywhere*

*my hand appears at the top of the mass of pickles, but im dragged back under*

*starts to flame them* the pickles just as dspices pickles did explode eeeewwwww pickle juice....

*i jump to tiamat and pull away the pickles* TIAMAT WHERE ARE YUUU??!! *i flame some more pickles and accidentally singes tiamat*

*struggles**the pickles wrap pickle tentacles around me, strangling me until im unconscious so i dont fight, then they drag me deep inside the pickle swarm*

*joins in the effort with dspice* *pickle bites finger* OW! payback*flames the naughty pickle and it bursts* that'll teach ya!

NOO! *i tackle the largest part of the swarm and attempt to grab tiamat*

*is wrapped in pickle juice, with only my head showing. the pickle juice hardens* *groan* ugh... where am i? *pickle whacks me on head so im unconscious again*

*all the pickles disapear into a cave where they have tiamat* *the entrance is blocked by a lump of pickle* aw man dont tell me we have to get through THAT!?

*goes after dspice* *blows little puffs of fire onto individual pickles carefully to avoid other burns* it that tiamat's claw there and hand? points to a shining object...

*is unconscious* in dream: its night out, and im next to a pond with jack, the moon reflecting in the waters surface, frogs croaking in the backround

(aw thats so romantic! ) ok catc lets go! there's only one way to get through- well, actually there is more ways, but...*begins eating pickle wall* IM A-COMIN TIAMAT!

gets a pickle eating army and starts

*the wall is gone now* ugh my tummy...*too many pickles!!* ok lets go catc! lets go get tiamat! *pickle guards are in the way of a door*

OOC: ive been reading romance stories because they make me warm and fuzzy inside IC: *pickles barracade the door* in dream: *we're sitting under a weeping willow tree**leans against jack, who has one arm around me*

OOC: aw your gonna make me cry tiamat! IC: *roars loudly (VERY LOUDLY) and charges the pickle-guards*

*puts the flames out in puffs towards the pickle guards* they sizzle as they say: NOOOO pickle gods we have failed you!!!!* @tiamat:awwww so romantic!

EH?! *pickle gods?!* *the pickles melt* ewww gross....*i bust through the door and find tiamat surrounded by pickle lords, HUGE things holding tiamat hostage* me: let her go you filthly vegtables!!

in dream: *jack squeezes me for a sec* *smiles as a warm breeze passes over the water, rippling the surface*

*the pickle lords laugh hoarsley and talk in a raspy voice:* pickle lord: the shiny one is ours for the keeping! *they laugh*

GODS: if u want something done u've got to do it urself..... worthless guards..... OTHER GOD: u have come for ur friend i see. me: way to point it out captian obvious! *oops that can'tbe good!*

oh gee catc...that'll make them happy.. *turns* so now were gonna fight gods?!

in dream: *turns head towards jack, who turns his head toward me*

TIAMAT!! *i yell at the top of my lungs over and over again*

sry!stupid mouth and sarcasm! guess soo *turns to find the gods laughing* confudled..... GODS: you think u can beat us!?!!?! LOL! *whispers to dspice:they'e distracted nows a perfect opportunity!*

*whispers* ok, im going for tiamat. cover me! *i turn into camo lizard and crawl over to tiamat*

*sneezes in sleep, scorching one of the pickle lords with the flames that shoot out of my nose* in dream: *jack leans closer to me*

okay *distracts the LORDS*

eep! *crawls up to tiamat and hides behind her head* *i start slowly melting the hardened pickle juice around tiamat* me: tiamat wake up! *i shake her head*

in dream: *he kisses me on the cheek* me: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

*i crawl in tiamats mouth and push her mouth open* *i shove a peice of pickle in her mouth and force it down her throat* me: that oughta wake her up!

says to the GODS: u think ur all that and everything..... i bet u couldn't release that dragon over there with a snap of ur fingers.... *telepathically says to dspice: watch this reverse psycology...* GODS: we wouldn't fall for that.... *continues to pressure them...*

*repies to catc:* nice try though, but i have an idea too...*waits for tiamat*

*coughs up pickle* in dream: *we have our arms around eachother * OOC: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

*ugh* your supposed to wake up you- *one of the pickle lords sees me and traps me in pickle juice* ugh! its so wrong!! *i wriggle but cant get out* *i cant change to dragon either* pickle lord: you think you can defeat us? hah! you shall perish as a sacrifice to our gods along with your red friend here! *laughs evily*

g2g! c u l8ter!

aww bye catc!

*the pickle juice on my body isnt quite harden, and i reach my hand up, scratching at something one my shoulder, but instead scratch the pickle juice off of dspice*

YES! *i change back to dragon form and blow a huge breen fireball at the pickle lords* *the fireball lights up the entire cave and the pickle lords melt and dissapear*

OOC: bye catc! IC: in dream: fireflies dance through the air, and crickets chirp*

*the pickle gods are furious and come to earth in the form of HUGE pickles with large wings and claws and crowns on their heads* *the cave turns into an open field cuz the pickle gods are too big to fit in the cave* me: holy cow...*i pull tiamat from the pickle juice* WAKE UP!

*smiles happily in sleep*

ok tiamat, you forced me to do this! *i cup my hands together and breathe between them* *i produce a leaf that has bright purple veins in it* open up! *i attempt to put the leaf in tiamats mouth but one of the pickle gods swipes his hand at me and knocks me into the air* *i land heavily on the ground yards away*

*wakes up slowly* huh?.... *blinks the sleep out of my eyes*

*a pickle god is staring directly into tiamat's eyes* (and this is a HUGE-MUNGUSS pickle god! ) *i roll over and moan, trying to get up*

WAHH! *rolls back in surprise*

*the one pickle god grabs tiamat by the tail and lifts her in the air* pickle god in booming voice: THIS is the sacrifice we were promised? she is nothing but a glorified lizard! *he sighs* oh well. when you have a sacrifice, you have a sacrifice...

*gets angry* IM A DRAGON! DRAGONS HAVE WINGS, ARE WARM-BLOODED, AND HAVE MORE MAMMALIAN BODIES! YOUR NOTHING BUT A LUMP OF FIRED ZUCCINI!

*the pickle god laughs* pickle god: oh, a fiesty one eh? *i take the oppertunity to slowly crawl to tiamat* *the other pickle god sees me and grabs me too* pickle god 2: and where do you think you are going?

*suddenly, my eyes turn orange and i stop struggling**inside my mind, i find myself before the 1st tiamat* me: you know theres gods out there right? 1st tiamat: *chuckles* of course. let us begin*

*the first pickle god looks confuzed* *the second pickle god lifts me eye-level with him and laughs* *he throws me into the air and punts me* *i land heavily on the ground far away* 2nd pickle god: what an unbelievable waste of life...

*my changes in a burst of light and fire, my body getting ten times bigger, a set of spikes on the back of my front legs shoots out, and another set of spikes comes out on my tail* *the god drops me halfway through my transformation, but i easily land on the ground*

*the first pickle god laughs* oh look: now it turned into a pincushion! *the second pickle god joins him in laughing* *i groan*

*at full height, i look the gods straight in the eyes* 1st tiamat: remember me?

1st god: i didnt know you could grow so big. 2nd god:

1st tiamat: you always were morons. you should have guessed that you were planning to sacrifice my descendent, but its to late for any changes now *tackles a god, flaming him repeatedly*

1st god: AAAAUGH!! 2nd god: WHAT?! *attempts to pull 1st tiamat off other god* me: *crawls to 2nd god and blows a huge fireball on its foot* 2nd god: ACK! why you little- *he kicks me and i tumble through the air and land heavily on the ground*

*picks dspice up carefully with my tail while still fighting the god, then sets her down a save distantence away to tend to her injuries**telepathically* dspice, no gods are immortal just to let you know.

*i cough* y-yeah, i know....*i grab my side* i think one of my ribs is broken..*i cough up blood* 1st god: ergh! why you..what makes you think you can defeat us?! 2nd god: we shall combine our powers and efeat you! *the two gods combine themselves and grow larger and grow spikes*

1st tiamat: tsk tsk tsk *concentrates and several portals open up, releasing an army of griffins, basilisks, giants, and wolves onto the battlefield*

i have to go to bed. sorry. we can finish the rp tomorrow, ok? see ya! *waves*

awww... ok bye! *pauses rp* dont restart without me ok?

@Makla: at least you're not ugly...I read Watership Down, and yes, the cartoon was a bit disturbing. the book is good though..

yays for books & movies!! hey jade!

are you still on dspice?

YES! *huggles tiamat* rp now? huh? do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya?!

duh! *unpauses rp*