not quite sure wat prevents me from getting fat... i eat like a pig and am lazy as a cow... anyways.... i miss... no one so much!!!!

metabolism?

maybe... my moms skinny, so maybe i get it from her? i used 2 b uber fat last summer, but all of a sudden when i went 2 seventh grade, i lost all my fatness. weird...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

gtg. moms bein evil! byez!

see ya D=

anyone on!?

I am, except too late...Why does everyone clear out when I'm here????

and this one...

ok *studies*

Ooh, THIS one!!!

yup!

ok... *throws a pie at jade*

*turns and gets faceful of pie*

*looks at pic of JD* u've got a big nose.

*throws another pie at jade*

*snorts* why thank you! and only in the picture i do...looks fine though. *licks the pie off her face* oo! nummy! banana cream! *ducks down and pie splats on to the wall*

darn it! *throws another pie at jade*

*dodges and pie hits Dragonness*

*keeps on throwing pies*

*licks pie off of face* yuck! HATE banana pie! *gags*

*gets out a cake and chucks it on Tiamat*

*gets out muffins and throws at BOTH Tiamat and JD* HA!!! Revenge!!

i didnt mean to! *flies into the air, and drops a giant pie on dragonness*

*spits out pie* Oh, like u didn't mean to do THAT?!? *hurls muffin @JD and it hits her bum* HA!!! Bull's-eye!!!

NOO! not blueberry muffins! anything but that! *gets out an umbrella as the pie splats all over* HEY! *drops a cake on Dragonness*

you were attacking me! *throws a pie at jade*

*bites into muffin* Do you really think I'd waste blueberry on ya'll? These are raisin & banana! *chucks one under JD's umbrella*

NOT RAISIN AND BANANA!

*ducks and chucks doughnuts at Tiamat and Dragonness*

*gags Tiamat w/ a perfect throw, sending a muffin straight into her open mouth* EAT IT MONKEY!!! rotfl!

im not a monkey -_- but my sister is! *spits out the muffin and throws it at my sister* sister: OMG *my real name* IM TELLING MOM! *she storms off*

*throws a doughnut at Tiamat*

*throws ABC gum @lil sis* TATTLE TAIL!!! *throws a muffin @ Tiamat*

*hits it with a baseball bat and sends it flying back at dragonness*

oo, a home run!

*whacks w/ tail back @Tiamat* *razzberry*

*whacks it at jade*

*whacks it to Dragonness*

*throws a pie at jade while her back is turned*

*sends flying to Tiamat* Oops! Gotta go!! din-din time! *flies away, waving*

bye! *throws it at dragonness and it hits her side*

aww..bye Dragonness! *throws a doughnut on to her horns*

nice one! *walks up to jade and slams a pie on her head* i like the new hat! very stylish!

*poses* i know isn't it just bootiful? *throws a pie in Tiamat's face* lovely make-up...

-_o hold on brb

alright.. *hums in japanese to herself*

back *wipes off pie, then sprays soda in jades face and pedals away on a unicycle* (yes im hyper, i know)

a unicycle? *chases after Tiamat with a soda hose*

*pauses rp* is it orange soda?

maaaybe...

*unpauses and pedals faster on the unicycle* *throws a pie back at jade*

*ducks down and turns on the hose spraying orange soda*

*dodges orange soda, but holds out a glass and it gets filled with orange soda. takes a drink* thats good soda! *dodges a spray*

*slows down and stops* ehh...i give up!

yay! *gets off unicycle*

*turns on the sprinklers*

*jumps out of the way of the sprinklers* hey!

*sits in the middle of sprinklers* water!

i g2g now i might be on later bye!

aw, okay. Bye Tiamat!

hey jade im on! r u? (sprinklers!)

yus! *is still sitting in the middle of sprinklers*

heh heh...*opens a package of crystal light* *holds it in front of jade's sprinklers* *jade is covered in lemon tea* BWHAHAHA!

*makes green tea* mmm want some?

sure!

ok! *passes jade a cup of green tea* erm, why are the sprinklers on? *slurp* here we have a drought...

thank you..*takes a sip and looks around* huh, i don't know..*turns all but one off and sits next to it* it's 111 degrees over here..but i'm freezing in my house.

woah! its only..*checks therometer* ninety-somethin...*sips tea* I WUFF GREEN TEEEE!!! *slurp* so um...whats new? (rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp?)

a few day ago it was 112. nuthin' muc..you can go to Babydrgn's picture of the dog and dragon and read the bottom comments though..

oh wow..its not that hot here..whats special about the last comments on babydrgn's pic?

no, just something that happened today. be right back..got to unload the dishwasher...*runs out of the sprinkler*

oh heh ok...*reads comments* oh my GAWD that is...erm...bluntly put...

it's sad...well than...RP time?

YES!

oh gosh sorry...power went out...

heh its ok. rp time now?

course! topic?

erm...how about somethign adventerous and has danger and KICK BOOTYNESS!

*sees something move and disappear* what was that?

erm, what was w-what?! *turns and looks*

*something dances around Dspice's head in a film of black smoke, giving a chilling laugh that echoes around the room before disappearing again* that!

*shivers* i dont see anything except black smoke! and that creepy laugh...

*three small gold eyes glint and wink in the smoke before revealing a mouth crowded with rows of long thin curved fangs* i don't know... *tendrils of black smoke starts to curl around our feet*

erm, ok now i see it...

*the smoke becomes solid chains* what is that thing? *looks around for it and sees "it" in the far corner* there it is! *at that moment the chains tighten and pull us, making us fall* OOF! *slams into the ground*

*falls to the ground* oof! wha--?!

*looks down and sees pure black chains around our feet* Arghhh! let me go! *starts ripping uselessly at the chains* *somewhere nearby someone is laughing in a very bad way..* *a voice hisses: "You FOOLS! How do you think I became the Mage of Darkness? I am Darkness itself..your worst nightmares. How dare you two insignificant beings disturb me?" *Black smoke surrounds us*

n-nightmares?! i hate nightmares! and we didnt disturb you! whoever you are...*pulls at chains*

me: I didn't do it! *blows a stream of fire at the chains to no avail* Voice: *glares at Dspice* "Oh but you did! You two blundering lizards have invaded my territory, and have caused me to lose my victim!" *a small blue spark is spat out and it laughs evily* "Maybe you two are willing to replace my victim..." *we hear a soft hiss and more smoke appears* (hi Tiamat! want to join?)

ack! nightmares?!

(hey tiamat! join our rp!) @mysterious person- i dont think so! *struggles against chains*

*calmly* i am very unwilling to be your victim

*voice laughs again* "No, you will stay here, along with your new friend.." *black smoke curls quickly around Tiamat's feet and chains appear, pulling her to the ground* *eyes glitter* me: eeehh....what are you going to do to us??

ergh! *struggles against chains* let--me--OUT! *struggles more* i cant STAND being tied up!

argh! *struggles against them*

*frantically struggles*

*communicates to dspice via mind contact* turn into a lizard!

Voice: "Too bad...what will occur will be far worse than being tied up." Me: *gulps* *a figure comes into the light...a figure with 3 glittering eyes, flowing liquid black hair, a pure black robe that rippled around it, and hands that had long thin claws* *its eyes are inhuman, and the way it spoke wasn't human either* Figure: "I am Hatsuyakowa, figure of Dark, the Lord of Nightmares." me: *in head* go Dcpice!