i am not a stalker btw....i just watch and/or fallow people and they just don't notice me

uh huh... *hands babydrgn ninja suit just for fun*

NINJA! *puts the suit on* NINJA SKILLS! *dances*

*plays spooky stalker-music*

i must find someone to stalk! *goes off to search*

*feels sorry for whoever will be stalked*

*sees a random guy sitting on a bench* ooo! *goes and sits next to him*

*watches on the other side of the street* o.o

*slides closer to him*..Guy- *looks uncomfortable (sp =P)*

*watches with amazement*

*stares at him intently*..Guy- umm...hello? *scoots back*

*plays spooky stalker-music behind bench*

O.o

Guy- *looks behind him nervously then back at babydrgn* ummm..i think i have to go *gets upand walks away*...Babydrgn- *fallows him closly*

*follows, still playing stalker-music* "doo dee doo dee doo dee"...

Guy- *looks over his shoulder nervously and walks faster and faster*...Babydrgn- *walks faster to keep up with him*

*snickers, keeping pace* *music gets faster* "doodee doodee doodee doodee"

Guy- *turns arround* STOP STALKING ME!!...Babydrgn- *ignores what he says and yells at him* GOD CAN YOU STOP LOOKIN AT ME!!

0.o

*music gets faster* "doodeedoo deedoodee doodeedoo"

Guy- *grunts and continues walking with babydrgn still trailing behind* *stops and takes out his cell phone and makes a call*

*music slows* "doodee doodee doodee doodee"

*looks at the guy slightly confused*..Guy- *closes his phone and puts it away* *sirens are heard in the distance*...Babydrgn- Oh crap!! *runs*

better run faster Babyd..

0-o *runs after babydrgn, leaving behind my cd player* oh noes! *goes back to get it* Cop: hello... -_- me: 0.0

O.o *dives into a bush*

*walks in, in human form* good evening officer. *innocent look* what seems to be the problem?

*watches from the bench* o.o

Cop: i got a call about a girl stalking this man here, and it seems this is the only girl around... *motions to me* me: honestly cop, im innocent! *grabs his pants legs* IM TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL!! I'LL WILT AWAY TO NOTHINGNESS!! Cop: *looks sideways at me* can i get you to step over here please?

*laughs hystericly from the bush, pops out and runs*

Cop: *sees babydrgn but pays her no attention* me: 0.0

*goes home and sits on my couch, still laughing* whew that was a good one!

i witnessed this, and no, this girl is not the one who was stalking people, ill tell you that flat out.

uh-oh...*looks up at policeman with puppy eyes* but she dwidn't do anywthing... O.O

Cop: *pulls me over to straight line on ground* walk that line please... me: what!? you think im drunk or something?! im too young to drink!! i... Cop: *sighs loudly* just walk the line.. Me: *walks line shakily*

Cop (at the others): i know, i know, i've heard that all before. how about you girls go on home and let me handle this myself?

lalalla *wanders by*

how about you get the guy who filed the report and have him identify who was following him?! i swear i speak the truth when i say that she *gestures at dspice* was not the stalker

*guy has already run off* Cop: i dont want to have to take you in too, so please leave. *he frowns* Me: *is finished with line-walking and is scooting off*

MARS!!! *comes out of nowhere and tackles her*

Cop: *notices me sneaking off* FREEZE! *runs towards me, handcuffs glinting* Me: 0.0 BUT I HAVEN'T LEFT YET!! *runs*

*continues laughing at dspice*

*drags the guy in front of the cop* is that the girl who was stalking you?! guy: no, it was that other girl, the one who left. *he looks at me* are you sure your an undercover cop? me: im the one asking questions here!

@Babyd: xD I'm all ready, here's what I need: You're username and a temporary password... I'll just use my email address and make up a birthdate for you, and then you can change everything once you log in :3 Your username is permanent, so think of a good one 8D

*Cop runs out of energy cuz he's eaten too many doughnuts* *he calls for backup as i leap over a fence*

@mars- *thinks* umm...*brain freeze* i hate permanent ><' you can just keep it as babydrgn i guess and shay333 for the password ^^

*more cops run after me* *a k-9 unit comes and a rotweiler chases me* 0.0 *remembers im a shape-shifter and turns into a bird and flies off*

crap... >< *runs after dspice* @cop- we is totally innocent! and we would prove it to you if you gave us the chance!

chaos! *hugs the rotweiler and it licks my face* good doggy!

IT IS DONE! 8D
Aww, I love Rotties! <3

wahoo!!!!! thank you mars!!!!!!! *hugs mars*

*one cop tackles tiamat and cuffs her* you are under arrest for attempted murder of an officer!

i didnt effing try to murder you! *my eyes glint orange*

0.0 oh noes!

*out of nowhere comes a large camoflauge dragon* *it lands on the ground and roars loudly at the cops who run off, screaming* need some help?

ya, with these cuffs *turns around and holds out my cuffs to dspice*

heeheee....*giggle*

if only i could turn into a key... *more sirens are heard coming* 0.o *slices tiamat's cuffs in half* lets get out of here...

*breaks the metal part off around my hand* right behind you *turns into my dragon form and leaps into the air*

*cops arrive to find borken handcuffs* Cop 1: ???? Cop 2: *shifty eyes* i think i know what is going on here.. *he looks up* (i think he knows something.. ><)

( and he is going to get his butt kicked either way >8D ) *i stop at a forest, and turn to human form*

O.O *turns invisible*

( ) Cop 2: *fetches his rotweiler and runs to place where he is alone* *rotweiler turns to dragon and the cop turns into a demon. he rides his rotweiler/dragon in the direction we went*

( oh boy they just dont know when to stop ) *i lean against a tree*

*creeps after the dragon and demon*

coughdragonhuntercough... *turns back to human form* and to think: this all started with babydrgn the stalker...

*i snort* hey... *looks around* wheres jade?

*laughs silently*

*looks around* um.. demoncop: *flies above treetops, (unaware of jade), searching for the two escaped dragons*

(escaped? pfftt more like prejudiced. they thought i was frickin trying to murder them! idiots... ) *i look up* we have company...

*whistles like a bird to catch the dragon's attention*

( ) *dragon/dog turns to look* demoncop: no you filthy animal! fly that way! *he grabs the scruff of the dragon/dog's neck and turns him around* me: *turns to dragon form and sighs* do they ever give up? ever?
(gahd i just cant get it ><)

that dragon hunter is going to wish he had a new career soon *i smirk, and turn to dragon form*

*whistles higher so that only the dragon can hear it and blows a tiny spark at the policeman's hat*

*laughs* demoncop: GAH! *throws off hat* what..?? *growls at dragon/dog* it's your fault, you filthy, useless animal.. *dragondog growls sadly*

*i watch the sky, grinning as i see what jade is doing* *i growl at how he treats the dragodog*

(o.o but you can't see me!) *blow a small star at the dagon's tail and whistles continually now*

*demoncop comes upon forest* *dragondog roars loudly, swooping down to land*

*i brace myself*

*dragondog lands on the ground as the demon leaps off* *he watches tiamat and i carefully as the dragondog looks around for source of whistling*

*tackles the dragon/dog*

*demon whips around and throws a ball of red energy at jade*

*i leap at him, my claws outstretched*

*twists her body* HEy! *shoots a ball of white fire at the demon dude while struggling with the dragondog*

*he turns back around and slashes at tiamat* *dragondog frantically claws at jade*

*i flick him on the nose* bad demon!

*yelps and turns visible* OW! *growls and attack the dragondog again with a long deep scratch on her side*

( ) *demon viciously throws red energy balls at tiamat* *most of them miss, igniting trees and vegetation on fire* me: 0.0 *dragondog growls sadly, looking for jade*

*i growl, and breath fire at him*

*demon laughs as flames do no harm* *he tries to talk, but we can't understand him* *a burning tree crashes to the ground not far away* *smoke chokes the air*

*attack the dragondog again*

*i tackle the demon, pinning him to the ground* i would leave if i were you, demon jerk. you wont like it when we get mad....

*dragondog roars loudly, spinning around* *demon laughs and says something we can't understand* *smoke stings the eyes as more trees catch fire* u, tiamat? *coughcouhg* maybe we should leave now?! *controls vines and whips them through the air trying to stem the flames*

*blinds the dragondog with a star and leaves it howling* yeah, Tiamat, i think we should go! *starts coughing out blue orbs on to the flames*

*i can see fine through the smoke* *i press down on his chest*

*demon struggles to breathe* *he pulls out a curved dagger and slashes wildly* *the vines im using catch on fire* 0.0 i wish i could make it rain.... *sighs* *throws dirt on flames* *a LARGE tree crashes down 4 feet away* 0.0

rain? do you want rain? *sits and starts concentrating* *a low rumble is heard in the sky, and i breathe out thousands of tiny silver sparkles*

*i laugh, then pick him up and throw him as far as i can* *he smacks against a building*

(there is a program on tv about native americans way back then (yes im native american) and how it took the us army 40 years to overtake them... go my ancestors! ) *demon grunts and calls his blind dragondog who comes to his side* *the dragondog breathes fire randomly as the demon climbs on his back* *they take off flying, the flames growing larger and encircling us*

(really? cool!) *sky starts to darken, then a loud rumble of thunder echoes*

( we learned about indians in kansas history for social studies. they originally sent them to 'the great desert' as kansas was originally called, because they thought that kansas was unhabitable for civilization. then they wanted kansas and they pushed the indians even further out. )