*its about to punch me, but a blue plasma burst comes from behind me, hitting the ogre in the head*

*the sworded ogre swings his sword and cuts me across the thigh* *i yell and step back* *the maced ogre swings his mace at me* *i dodge it and the mace hits the sworded ogre who roars and attacks the maced ogre*

( ) *my eyes start glowing orange. i snap my eyes open, casting orange highlights to my face. i say something, and a portal opens up. the metal object glows again, and two more ogres appear. i sweep my tail and send the metal object flying into the portal, where any ogres who come out of it will be forced to live in barney/ teletubbie world*

(ROTFLAMO!!! curse you barney/teletubbies!!! ) *the ogre with the sword looks at me with an evil look and slahes his sword at me* *i step back and bump into the ogre with the mace* *he roars and slams his mace down* *i jump to the left and the sworded ogre swings his sword at me* *i jump to the right and the ogre with the mace slaps me in the side with his mace* *i hit the ground as the two ogres close in on me*

*jack throws a rock, which hit one of the ogres on the head*

*the ogre with the sword was hit* *the ogre with the mace laughs at him* *the sworded ogre roars at him and slashes him in the arm* *the maced ogre yells a battle cry and they two fight each other as i roll away, wincing*

*my eyes fade back to normal, and i become aware of my surroundings. the two ogres who appeared stalk towards me with chains and swords in their hands...*

*i stand up, hugging my side, and limp over to tiamat* so ready to kick boo-tay? *i manage a weak smile*

been ready *behind us, jack fires at the ogres, who roar as they fight eachother* *i leap at on of the ogres in front of me, biteing and clawing him*

*i take a couple of deep breaths and attack one of the ogres* *the ogre tries to grab me but i scoot to his back and bite his neck*

*i grab a stick and start beating the ogre with it until it snaps in half*

(the stick or the ogre?! ok...) *the ogre's neck is bleeding as the ogre stumbles and falls on the ground, feebly reaching for me*

*i toss both halves of the stick over my shoulder, which hits dspice's ogre on the head*

(dad's home, so i may have to go at anytime, just to let you know) *the ogre is knocked out and i jump off him, heading toward's tiamat and the ogre*

(i have to go to dinner ill try being on later, if not... bye!)

(well i have to go to bed. talk to you tomorrow!)

*Suddenly, a brigth blue portal appears, and Jenu steps (flies, rather) out of the portal, baring her teeth and ready for battle* OK!!! Which one of you is not getting their @$$ whooped by either dragonspice or Tiamat?!?!?! *finds a random leftover ogre with a huge spike mace and charges at it, slashing and clawing and biting*

WHOA>>> love this one...

JADE! JADE JADE JADEY JADEJADE! *tackles/ glomps/ nuggies/ thumps/ pins Jade dragon to the ground* ! ! Tiamat had everyone worried about you!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD JADE!! *huggles jade to death* oopsy

IT IS FURZY!!!

IT'S THE HYPNOTIZING WEASLE DRAGONNNN! OH EM GEEE.

JADE DRAGON!!!! *run tackle glomps jade* DONT YOU DARE GET COUGHT IN WILD FIRE!!!!

EKKK! i love the fuzzy dragon!!!!

EET HYPNOTIZES YOUUUUUU! >D

*stares at weasel, drool dripping form corner of mouth* must.... stare.... at weasel dragon...

OMG JADES ALIVE! YAY! MY PARANOIA WAS GROUNDLESS!

OMG TIAMAT'S ALIVE! YAY! MY PARANIOA WAS- wait...i never had paranoia!! 0.o

good to see you to dspice *glomps*

*forest pops up* you can't see me now can you?! *glomps tiamat and hides*

whered she go?!

*a camo spider slowly slides down a web and lands on tiamat's head between her eyes* peep!!

AAHHHH! GET IT OFF GETT IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! *runs around in circles*

*flies off of tiamat's face and hits a tree, anime style, making a small "splat!" as i hit*

whered it go? *sees the camo colored splat on the tree* found you! *runs towards the tree*

*i turn into a camo bird and fly into the branches of a tree*

nu! D8 *climbs up the tree*

peep!! *flies higher* i wouldn't try to follow me if i were you! these branches won't hold a lot of weight you know... *thinks i am safe in the tree*

*climbs as high as i can, then flies into the air, heading straight for dspice*

PEEEEP!! *flaps wings frantically and flies to tip-top branches, barely able to hold on to the thin twigs*

*flies above the tree, then plucks dspice from the teig shes on* ha! victory!

nuuus!! *flaps* i must not be catptur-ed!! *tweets and flaps wings* nuu-huu-huu!!!

dont hurt yourself birdie *huggles dspice* you is so feathery and fluffeh!

nuus! turn away from da fluffies!! do not come to the fluffie side!!

the scaley side has cookies ^^

cuuu-keees....*turns to dragon* gimme cookies!! *forgets we are at the top of a tree*

*drops dspice because she is to heavy*

AAACK!! *falls through trees and lands, tangled, in tree branches* does this mean i can't have cookies?!

*drops a cookie which lands in dspice's mouth*

*munch crunch* yays! *tries to get out of tree* erm, tiamat? buddy? pal? maybe you wanna gimme a hand here?

*sneaks a cookie up to Dragonspice* *the extra wright is enough to bring Dspice crashing to the ground* Oh darn...

sure *grins* *gets out hedge clippers, and flies down to where dspice is*

JENU! *glomps*

hey jenu!

CURSE YOU SLOW COMPUTER!! *bangs on computer* ahem...anyways... rp anyone?

Hello!!! Oh, mom's here! I'm going to go shopping for Halloween costumes!!!! *happy*

cool jenu! im up for an rp!

i bought mine already. its called "spiderweb godess"...and i am currently suffering blocks of all kinds. i don't have any current ideas for an rp, but i could think of one if i have to...

im going to be a witch. not the one with broom and warts though. my sis is going to be tinkerbell

tinkerbell? somehow i imagined her being tink...my outfit is a long black spaghetti-strap dress and a spiderweb (tinsel, like on a christmas tree) cape. it has sleeves that you pull on and they dont go all the way to your shoulder. very coolios.

Bye bye all! If you guys come up with an rp, I'll join you when I get back!! BYE!

see ya!

okays! *tries to come up with good rp idea*

um... *think*

ok, how about something in the desert? (im REALLY cold right now! )

ok *trudges across the sand* AH! the burning sun! *shields eyes*

0.o too... hot-tah... look for an oasis or something...*plods along*

*sees an oasis* there! *points. im really seeing a mirage*

*squints* are you sure? *licks lips* i dont see it... oh well lets go! *i run as fast as i can towards supposed oasis*

*lifts into the air, and zooms towards it. i land in the middle of the 'oasis'* huh? *sees nothing but sand* dammit! it was a mirage!

*trips and falls into sand* *im panting* oh well...*pant* thats just *pant* the desert....*sighs*

*gets an idea* *digs into the hot sand until it becomes cool. i build up the sides of the hole, then settle into it. it provides shade*

*i just lay in the sand, baking*

*pulls dspice into the cool shade*

*sighs* tiamat you smell like steak...*i lick my dry lips* *i chuckle softly to myself for no apparent reason*

um... idk why *tries to hide the rest of a juicy steak im munching on*

*i point to the sky and chuckle* hey tiamat do you see that banana? its all, like, purple... (im hallucinating -sp?-)

your hallucinating! i must get you water! *i run out of the hole and run to the nearest cactus, chiding myself for not thinking of it sooner* *i cut it in half, then thake the two halves, full of water, to the hole*

*im still chuckling, my cheeks pink* have you ever thought of, like, cactusezez? they, like, are green and im, like, green, so maybe im like a cactus...*i chuckle some more*

*forces water down dspice's throat*

GARG!! *i choke but swallow it* *i cough* (srry my dad needed me for something)

drink the rest of your water *drinks the water out of my half of the cactus*

*chuckles* *i sip my water* you know what? *i poke tiamat in the leg* the water, like, comes from the sky and we, like, you know...drink it? *i find this amazingly funny and i laugh* (be right back in about 10 minutes)

*slaps dspice* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! (ok)

*i put a claw to my face and look at tiamat* what was that for? we're, like, in a desert and how do you expect us to, like, live with all these umbrellas around?! *i chuckle*

i give up *lays down, waiting for night to come....*

*i find this funny as well and i laugh loudly* *i then sigh and turn to look upwards*

*a few hours later, its dusk* *the air is getting cooler, and small animals start darting around, such as kangaroo rats and lizards*

*i had fallen asleep and at feeling the cool air i wake up* tiamat are you ok?

*lifts my head* im fine. are you uninsane now?

uninsane? what are you talking about? *remembers bananas and umbrellas* *i laugh* i wasn't insane, just really thirsty...*i watch the stars appear* how long are we going to stay in this hole?

we should probably try to make some distance, but im not sure what our main objective is here...

( oops i forgot that... we were exploring when a portal opened up and sucked us into this desert. now we're trying to find something that would help us)

(ok *bops dspice on the head for forgetting* ) lets search the desert by air. itd be best if we stay within eyesight of eachother

(*writes on pad: "must remember to make plot for future rp's" and sticks pad on my bed*) *i yawn and stretch my legs* ok, if you say so...

*comet pops up, then scrambles over the edge of the wall and into the desert. hes right at home here. his pupils are big to help him see*

d'aww comet! *huggles comet* ok, shalt we go fly, tiamat of the comet-lizards?

yes *gets up, the leaps into the air*

*i jump up and fly after tiamat, gliding a litte ways away but maintaining eyesight*

*scans the ground* what exactly are we looking for?