ok! but something easy at first while i finish these #'s...u start or me?

i will *we are in an evil classroom, sitting at desks, working on questions that einstein would have trouble with...*

hi Tiamat! and Dspice! @Dspice: sure!

(whispers) aw man not this again...*devil teacher paces back and forth waitng for a chance to strike* (jade join our rp it just started!)

*raises hand* um teacher? these problems are TOO FRICKEN HARD *beep* IT! JADE!!!!! *glompifies jade*

(whispers fiercely) tiamat shut it!

NO! *burns paper*

*teacher raises his eyebrows slightly* what was that you were saying?

THESE PROBLEMS ARE TO FRICKEN HARD AND YOU ARE A BIG SUCKER! *points at teacher*

*comes out of shower singing*lalaalalalal...ohhh*goes back then comes out again*hello?ehh forget about that okey!!!!???can i join!?

(fyi jade im busy so i might not answer quickly and she is a devil teacher)

hi firedrake! we're having an rp, feel free to join

okey...of what!?

tiamat ur dead

how is she dead!?

read past comments *holds up middle finger to devil teacher*

she just screamed at the devil teacher *points*hey guys i have to go and do this stupid cel thing so i'll be back in about 2 or so minutes.. have fun! *devil teacher screams in rage*

@devil teacher- F*** YOU! (im acting how i wish i could act towards a teacher i really hate )

ohhh okey here it goes *sits in a chair laughing at the devil teacher while tiamat flicks a bird at her*ahahahahahahahaha

lol *devil teacher gets ruler sword out and starts wacking me with it* OW YOU *beep*!

*now i start to laugh at tiamat*hahahhahahahah you got smacked mabe i should help her nawww not right now a little more smacks!

*throws a book at firedrake which hits him on the head, then grabs ruler sword and breaks it in half, and starts stabbing at the teacher*

*starts to scream out loud*ahhhhhh that hurt you b#@%**then falls on the floor screaming*THAT WAS A WORLD HISTORY BOOK THAT HAS A LOT OF PAGES IN IT!?!

yep jack@$$... dont make me mad! *devil teacher transforms into even more of a devil teacher, then she attacks firedrake whos on the floor*

AHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!*devil teacher throws me into wall*HELP MEEEEEE!!!PLEASE OWWW!

should i help you? *pretends to think really hard*

*while devil teacher is attacking me on the floor i say*HELP ME PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*swoops down from nowhere and grabs firedrake* WEEEE ok gotta go agin! *drops firedrake*

fine *leaps on the back of the devil teacher, clawing at her back in fury*

anything?

could use a little help here! *devil teacher rams me against a wall* ow...

oh ok im back now! *teacher duplicates herself into 3 clones*

okay okay....*chucks a large globe at the devil teacher*

WHEY IM SAFE *HIDES IN CONER*

aw man not what...*attacks one of the clones*

not for long... *dodges a college text book*

aaa! *dodges a desk* violent aren't we? *slams teacher clone into the wall*

yay violence! *bites teacher*

*backs in a corner with a long ruler* uh...*watches as teachers fight*

*gets ruler sword and duels one of the teachers*

um ok then! *thinks* oh i got a good one! *teacher clones scream a very loud, odd scream that sounds like a calling*prepare for the violence!

A CLONE?!*ROCKS BACK AND FORTH*IM IN A HAPPY PLACE IM IN A HAPPY PLACE...

no! *disarms teacher, then kills her* theyre getting help!

*more devil teachers pour into the room, making a total of 15 teachers* we need a bigger room..*waves hand and the wall collapses* thats better..*teachers form a circle around us*

GOD YOU KILLED HER!what more teachers!!!im going to die!

ah..*accidently drops a dictionary on one of the clone* oops..

what are they going to do!*flies in a tree*haha now they can`t get me now!

dont worry firedrake i'll protect you! *teachers laugh* Teacher: tiamat! what is a "significant figure"?

AHHH I DON`T KNOW!!!!! ITS A GOOD THING IM IN A TREE!YEAY CAPS!

i dont give a crap what it is! *attacks the teacher who asked me the quesiton*

*teacher grabs a hatchet and starts chopping at tree*

Teacher: wrong answer! *the teacher forms a blue bubble around tiamat* *the bubble hovers off the ground* Teacher: try getting out of that one! *another teacher, bigger than all the rest stepps forward*Queen teacher: MWHAHAHA! i have you now! *more teachers start climbing the tree firedrake is in*

okey you go attack them while i go to get something to eat*teacher appers in front of me*ahhh what do you want from me!?teacher:i want anserers!!!*flies away from teacher and the teacher grabs my tail and drags me into the classroom*ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FOODDDD!!!!

ha! *disappears to my world, then reappears next to queen teacher, pokes her, then disappears and reappears with the others*

OH NO FIREDRAKE! Teacher: now tell me what einsteins formula is?

*is being draged away from everybody to my doom*let...go...of...my TAIL!!!!*flies next to tiamat and dspice
**then grabs my tail ahhh it hurts!!!!

*slams teacher against wall*let GO! *teacher roars* einsteins formula is e-mc squared! *teacher melts* hmm thats all? COOL!

*hopes around the place with my tail in my hands*ahhhh hot hot hot...*then turns back to see dspice slam the teacher into the wall then turns around and sees a wall then i run into it*ow *gets knocked out*owwww

*flies over to firedrake, and attacks the teacher*

aw man...*slaps forehead* r u ok? *teachers clse in* i think we're dead...

*roars, then breathes fire at the teachers*

oh man! *the teachers start asking random questions* TIAMAT! we have to answer all the questions for them to disapear!*begins thinking and answering questions*

*answers questions*

*eyes change* hehe..*cremates a teacher*

crap they arent exactly disappearing!

owwww what where am i!

*helps firedrake up* @teachers- this isnt part of the curriculum!

*teahcers slowly melt one by one*

*stops answering questions* screw you teachers! *punches a teacher*

who are you!ohh your tiamat i think!?

yes i am *gives firedrake a hotdog*

aw man this isnt working as well as i thought...*teachers get angry at the loss of answers**they roar and attack* *i am slammed against the wall*

*dodges teacher* *starts chewing gum*

Dspice?? are you okay? *turns and blows a jet of blue fire*

*teacher roars and says* NO CHEWING GUM! *i play a video game* teacher: NO VIDEO GAMES DURING CLASS!

uuuhhh...*slides to the ground* *the teacher punches me and throws me across the room* *two teachers gang up on tiamat* *4 teachers chase firedrake* *3 teachers fight jade*

mmmm hot dog....ohhh *starts to jump up and down on the tables**while eating hot dog*

*blows huge bubble that the 2 teachers get stuck in* lol

GRR! WHY SO MANY? *burns a ring of fire around the three teachers*

because your special! lol

*teachers gang up on me and hold me down* *4 teachers reach for firedrake* *struggles*

oh that's nice...

crap im out of gum *attacks the teachers on dspice, knocking them off her*

thanx tiamat! *blows green flames at the teachers* *on teacher screams that loud odd scream* oh no not MORE...

no problem i know! *holds up an envelope* the first teacher to cancel that call gets a raise!

hehe..this should be interesting! got to go! bye!

*the teachers all stop and freeze, staring at tiamat* wow tiamat r sure r smart! *the teachers drool* eww

you heard me! the first one of you to cancel that summoning call gets a raise! bye jade!

*the teachers all scream a different call and freeze* um tiamat? r u sure u no what ur doing? *the teachers lurch forward* *i take a step back*um...*the teachers take another step forward*

congrats! *throws envelope at random teacher* you get a raise!

*all hte teachers scramble towards the teacher* *they begin fighting each other for it* *i step back* wow good thinking tiamat! *high five*

*high five* thanks!

*im in the middle of the fighting of the teachers*ahhh help me!

*breaks through teachers and pulls firedrake out*

*grabs firedrake* um tiamat? *one teacher grabs the raise and dissapears* *all the teachers lurch towards us*oh no...

um there are...um... more raises in the cafeteria!

*all the teachers eyes open wide* *the rush out of the room, headed for the cafeteria* good plan! what happens when they realize there r no raises?

we disappear before then! *grabs dspice and firedrake then disappears with them to my world, just as the teachers come back, howling in frustration*

ohh thank you tiamat and dspice!ohh what are they doing now?*a teacher grabs me*ahhh i can`t hit a woman what do i do!?

uuugh...*gets dizzy* i hate when u do that...*sits down* woooaahhh....spinny