Puppy: i would prefer not

*shrugs* Okay. I'm going to eat a sundae.

Puppy: *tail wags* can i have some! me: *looks at puppy* what about your diet? Puppy: yeah what about it *looks a dradonness with puppy eyes and whines*

(draGonness) @puppy: Sure! what kind would you like? Chocolate, Hershey, Reese, Oreo, Mocha, Brown, Hot Fudge, or something else?

puppy: *barks with happyness* oreo!!!1

*claps* That's my favorite too! *dishes up 2 oreo sundaes, w/ LOTS of fudge, whipped cream, & Oreo crumbs* Bon appetite!

puppy: yummy *licks ice cream from bowl*

@babyd: Want one?

no i'll just eat the puppy later.. Puppy: *eyes turn white and stops eating*

*stops eating at stares at babyd* No you're not.

meep!

Puppy: *hides behind dragonness* Me: well of coarse i will!

Ha! You'll have to go through me first, child

i said i would eat it later!

*snarls* You won't get the chance!

Puppy: *to dragonness* thank you kind lady but i do not need to be protected from such a child

You sure?

Puppy: absolutly like you could protect me anyway Me: you no he has a point

*scowls* What are you trying to say?

pfft matee. you couldnt stop me aswell. i like puppies internet killing!

Me: *hides behind rock* Puppy: nothin....just that your lacking the physical and mental strength to protect anyone but yourself

*in a flash of speed two assassin blades appear in my hands* I'd watch what you say about me. While I adore animals of any kind, I am not so sentimental that I won't silence a talking on that gets too bold.

Puppy: oh like you would really hurt me

wooop *popcorn and food for all* HERSHEYSYYSYSYSYSYSY! OREOSS! aswell

Puppy: *shakes head at mnementh* somtimes i wonder were people get the knowledge to even type

from my brain

Boys: not a clue. As for your insults *slices the tip off of the puppy's tail* Watch your tongue, or I'll cut it out.

let there be love not war, condoms are cheaper than guns. okay lets make a truce and all call eachother cool and end it at that or... *becomes an evile blue hairy ball* i will kill you all

Puppy: *tail grows back* oh girly's got attitude!

MNEMENTH!! Really, u shouldn't mention stuff like that! @puppy: Seriously, are you tired of talking, because I WILL chop it off.

im a very sexual being. PAHAHA ace.

Me: SEX Puppy:

YAY. i do love a bit of sex i do

Please stop, I'm not very comfortable with that subject. And in my present mood, you're very liable to loose your nuts.

:O okies i shall stop for you m'dear

Me: *laughs insanly* Puppy: this is why i dont hang out with bitches

babydrgn are you a guy?

@Mnem: Thank you @Puppy: yerself. Does that mean you don't hang out with any female dogs?

i thought you were a girl

Me: im a girl *points at puppy* hes the guy! Puppy: damn right im the guy!

I'm a girl, which is quite obvious by my name. *twirls swords*

puppy: even without the name you can tell

okies, im jw. cos there should be more boys in this site, its annoying still its kinda cool being one of two guys, i htink firedrake is a guy?

@babyd: Good. I am proud of what I am, and I AM an American Dragonness. So there *blows razzberry* hmph @Mnem: You're forgetting Raist, and yes, I think Firedrake's a guy.

puppy: i dont know for her its kinda hard to tell *points at babydrgn* Me: HEY you can to tell ima girl!

*mutters* At least I look like a girl

puppy: *laughs* whatever helps you go to bed at night

s'me mnementh btw

puppy: what did you do get a sex change?

@puupy: *razzberry* @Mnem: Yeah, why the name change?

mehh thought it was time for a chang y'know. and shadraik is my own character, not a ripoff of pern. im still mnem and broone boy though

puppy: Me: im really close to eating you right now...

oooo, why? i have a reputation here for not going down, thats why the lucifer thing went on so long, i would accept he'd dided, lol

Go ahead. Right about now, I think you'd be doing the worlds a favor @Mnem: (I'm still gonna call u that, too!) Sounds good, and original Me likes it

*attempts to eat puppy but it slashes a hole through my stomache**drops puppy and puts hand over stomache* that hurt Puppy: GOOD!

*hurries over to babyd's side, and helps to bandage her up* Here, I'll hold him, and you eat.

*licks chops* Puppy: eat me and i will rot your putrid body from the inside-out

*snorts and roots around in herb satchel* I think I have something in here to prevent that. . . AHA!! *pulls out spiky pink leaves* Thought so *is smug*

ooo, *looks iin satchel, pulls out a bong* its a turkish bong

puppy:.....*walks away* Me: hey get back here so i can eatchu!

mnem mnem ^^

I love the way at first Dragonness was gonna protect the puppy and by the end she was gonna help Babyd eat it *rofl* XDDD and Mnem's just insane XDDD

*catches puppy* your all mine now Puppy: no your mine Me: i am? oh okay..

yes he is, and perverted too. *shudders* I'm so glad I missed that conversation! Lets talk about something else!!

yeah lets talk Puppy: did i say you can talk Me: no sir *keeps quiet*

Nah, it was fuuuunny XD

puppy: if you have the sense of humor of a baboon

ooh ooh AHHH AHHHH! *throws a banana at the puppy*

puppy: *is hit in the head with a banana but doesn't move*

Heheheeee!

Me: *begins to laugh but is bit by the puppy and stops*

*giggles*

Puppy: *gives mars a menacing glance that is cute at the same time*

*doesn't know how to react* ah uh...

puppy: *stares at mars without blinking* Me: *gulps*

*twitches*

puppy: *raises eyebrow still staring*

*submisses* DON'T HURT ME!

puppy: i win now give me $50

No.

puppy: like you have the money anyway....

*walks in and kicks the puppy* for the love of god its just a puppy itys like that stupid chucky film it was jsut a doll wghy dont you jsut bloody kick it ¬¬

Aww poor puppy D=

*snorts* Poor puppy nothing! *hands babydrgn a fork*

fine get overrun by a spoilt little rat *goes of to find chucky and chuckles the clown* OOC: HOLY SH*T i just wrote that without even thinking 0.o straaaaange

MEEEEEEP! see that puppy's nothing compared to what Akira's going after! That puppy's cute! which reminds me, I'm dog-sitting... a little Pug, she's so cute!

My sis likes pugs, but I adore puggles!! *huggles pictures of puggles* o.o that rhyms!! XD

whos puggles? wait a... dont tell me!

what the hell is pugles

HECK IF I KNOW!

puggles are dogs aren't they? the little flat faced ones

Pug and beagle mix

cute

ohhhh...

puppy: annoying little creatures...

aww cute

i love puggles my aunt used to have one Puppy:

coot....

Puppy: not really..

Yes they are *slaps puppy* Now shurrup before I eat you myself!! And don't think I won't!!!