CHICKEN!!!!! GROAR!!

*jumps a foot in the air* Oh, why hello Babyd!

Hello! I SMELLS A CHICKEN!

You mean the one in my stomach??

In your stomach you say? Hmm *Opens jade's mouth and crawls into her stomach*

*gags* BLEEEH! *throws up Babyd*

*Lands on the ground headfirst, butt sticking up in the air* Whee!

*gags some more* GAAAAAAH!

*Gets up and shakes in a dog-like mannor*

*hurriedly points to a cardboard chicken prop* Chicken!

*Flicks ears up* Chicken?! *Runs to the chicken prop and eats it whole* mmhhm! ^^

xD Was it nummy?

mhhm..Yes...

That's absolutely wonderful..well, time for me to go. Bye! *glomps*

Bye bye!

awwwws.~ Bye bye JD!

*Chews on foot*

*starts mopping up all the blood with a rag* messed up little dragon

Indeed indeed. *helps Guardian* I'm so pissed off right now... grrrr....

blood? anyone want some free blood? *starts to wring the rags out over a bucket*

@Jenu- oh noes, why?

Whadya think? she's moppin up babyd's freakin blood!

No, like she really is mad...but hello!

hi

How are you doing today?

okay...i've literally been in front of this computer since 9:00 this morning

Oh wow...might I ask why, if you don't mind?

three hours of that time was me doing my english homework ( ) and the rest was me being bored (it was raining outside all day! )

Heheh, I'm doing english HW right now! (61-70 chapter summaries for the Count of Monte Cristo, worth extra credit tomorrow) raining...neh...that stinks. have you submitted any other drawings?

yeah two more...they're not any improvement, but they were fun to draw

yay! that's good...more drawings to look at..^^ this is quite random, but do you know what you want to be when you grow up?

I truthfully want to author some book and live somewhere in the countryside where not many people live...kinda like a permanent camping trip
did you send any in?

awwww, that's cool..*smiles* nope..-_- my dad hasn't uploaded any of the drawings i've done in the past few months. but i am working on one currently.

darn...and awesome

*wiggles* guess what?

what?!? *hops up and down*

it's the most awesomest, most importantest thing in the world..

omg omg!

*serious face* i. like. cheese. O.O

*gasps* omg omg

i know! xD

i like everything except hambergers, hotdogs, ketchup, mustard, honey mustard, mayonaise, pickles, and salad dressing!
im a very picky eater when it comes to that shtuff.

*gasp* y-y-ou don't like hamburgers? or hot dogs, or pickles, or salad dressing??

I actually don't mind hamburgers, but i mind hot dogs because of this messed up powerpoint i saw on them, and pickles taste funny to me, and salad dressing isnt exactly the best thing ive ever tasted...

hehehe, hot dogs and sausages...so you eat your salads dry?

not really...i most only eat fruit salads cause you dont need any dressing for them

oh, okay. *bounces* i like fruit salads! ^^ but i also like any salad, as long as the dressing is good..

mmmm.....fruit.....how can i be hungry now? I just had dinner!

hehehe, i haven't had dinner yet. what did you eat?

some leftover curry that my dad made and an avacado

oooo, nummy! *daydreams* hmmm. i don't know what we're eating today..*randomly chucks a bucket full of paint at Guardian and makes her blue*

*looks in the mirror* I dont look too bad in blue...hmmm...well anyways...gotta go bye!

aww, bye Guardian!

*is chomping on raw steak, blood dribbling down my chin* rou gruys rare nuchers *swollows mouthful of steak, and licks blood from chin* you know why i like raw meat, it's so sweat and juicy, and you never have too worry about burning it, and raw veal *eyes go glassy and i start drooling* that is sooooo tender.

.........*Blank stare*....... ;D *Chews on foot again*

*looks in horror at the fresh blood dripping on the floor again* you want blood? I'll give you somthing to bleed about! *pulls out hammer and knife* *insane glare in the eyes appear* Muahahahahahahaha! I feel a BLOODTHIRSTY RAGE COMING ON!

Whoo! *Sips from a soda can*

ROAR! *slams hammer into the soda can, making it explode and spill all over babyd*

Ahg! Now I'm all sticky! *pouts*

SHUT YOUR FACE! *keeps pounding the can with the hammer and knife*

*Takes a few steps baack* O_o

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WILL DESTROY ALL SODA CANS! ....AND THINGS!

Not the soda!! D: Noooooo! *Cries passionate tears for the defenseless soda cans*

haha soda cans *drops hammer and knife. they fling into the air and lands on my toe* owwies! *hammer falls first and knife bonks the hammer another inch down into my toe*

*Stops crying immediatley and laughs* Hahahaahha!

little jerkface meanie *grumbles to self while gently poking injury*

*Looks at Guardian's injury* Can I cut your toe off?

NO! *flies away*

FINE THEN! D:< *Sits and plays with purple plastic ponies* Die horsey die!!! *burns the little horses*

NUUUU! *dives to save ponies*

Mwuahahahaa!! *Ponies melt into a pleasant plastic purple puddle*

*swims through puddle* Ponies? Ponies? PONIES??

They couldn't handle the heat!! Mwuahaha! ...or they couldn't handle my wrath...either way works I guess....

*eyes go really big and shiny* Y-y-you...O.O

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL!?!

purple ponies in purple puddles are pointless to point to plainly because purple ponies are actually purple puddles.

*Is confused* Too many P words...*Dazed look on face*

In English without so many P's: Violet colored horses residing in indigo colored blotches of water would be useless to examine because the violet colored horses actually made the material which created the indigo colored blotches of water.

okay....

*Licks up purple pony puddle* Problem solved!

hmmm...purple melted plastic...sounds so appetizing

hmm...It actually kind of tastes like cotton candy..

eww. i dont even want to think about eating that...gooey...gloppy...blah-y...so babyd-y...and disgustingly disgusting melted plastic

Pancakes!

AHHHH! YOU ATE THE PONIES! *peers down Babyd's throat*

*Pulls away* I eat everything! >:3

MAH PONIES! D8

WE CAN SEE THAT YOU EAT EVERYTHING! YOU EAT PURPLE PLASTIC PONIES, YOUR FEET, PANCAKES, AND COTTON CANDY!

she's a bottomless pit of insanity XD

*nods it agreement* a pit that keeps spewing out even stranger things.

*Spins around in circles* Ima do this untill I spew up something strange!

*backs up several miles*

backs up several more hundred miles and then hides in ditch that i dug in a cave that was in a cavern that was in a cave that was in a mountain the other side of the world and that was the furthest possible distance away from babyd

*me hides right beside Guardian*

go find your own hiding place! This is mine!

*Pops up from right behind Jenu and Guardian* Why hello! >:3 *Spews orange juice on them* Yay!

*kicks babyd in the face and flies away* eww! *swoops into water quickly and flies back away*

*Falls backwards* Oof!

yay! watching hurtingness is fun!
(i just sent in a drawing of myself! ) Its so beautiful! *girlish sigh*
*looks back at pic* I can do soo much better now.
ugh! what a disaster this pic was! x_x