*throws a bag to dspice, hides my bag outside, then undergoes transformation**my pupils change to the same color as the rest of my eye, i grow 5 times bigger, my claws get bigger, and the spikes on the end of my tail get longer**i roar and attack smaug* bye jade!

whew *fills bag and attacks smaug (to help u tiamat)*

thanks *swipes tail at smaug, raking his side with my spikes*

*scratches smaug's eyes* ha ha! take that!

*smaug roars in pain. smaug then catches me unguarded and flings me out of the cave, where i leap into the air and he pursues me. i stop and attack him in midair*

*i fly after smaug, blowing a huge fireblast at his side*

*we twist and turn through the air, clawing and biting at the other*

aw man what do i do?! *hovers by closely, watching and waiting for the right moment*

*i kick smaug in the wrong part and he groans and quietly lands on the ground to moan and roll around in pain**i land panting and i slowly turn back to normal* crap... pant... this isnt ..... pant the pant time for that to ... pant happen

hmm.. *grabs tiamat and drags her away from smaug* *blows huge fire ball at smaug, aiming for his face*

im a girl! *smaug gets up warily and i breathe sleeping gas at him and he falls asleep* i was waiting for it to fill up full so i could give him...pant... a strong enough burst of gas *gets up and gets our bags* here you go *hands dspice her bag*

(srry it was a typo...) is he...finnaly stopped?

for now... wait i can do something else to him! *gets out a sharpie and starts drawing on smaugs face*

hee hee hee *grabs bows and ribbons* this'll be fun! *dresses up smaug's face and hair like a girlie-girl*

*gives him a mustache* ok help me get him into this *starts getting a giant dress onto smaug*

HAHAHAHA! *lifts smaug's head* in we go! *shoves his head into dress* *pulls dress on* he's gonna kill us!

*takes one look at Smaug* BWAHAHAHAHA!!

*sets up giant mirror in front of smaug with a camera attached so we can watch him wake up* lets go! *we both go to dragnix**smaug wakes up, sees himself, gives a girly shriek of terror, then faints in a girly girl way*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *turns blue* I HAHA CANT HAHA BREATHE! HAHAHA!

*has a gimormous grin on her face*

I HAHA CANT HAHA BREATHE! HAHAHA!

*rolls around the ground, laughing, and bumping into things*

*knocks over table* ha ha ha..haa...whew!

*knocks over dspice*

*begins laughing all over again* HAAA HAA AAHAHAHAHA HAH HAHAAHA HAHHA HAH!!!

*rolls infront of monitor and stops* hes coming to! *smaug gets up sees himself and roars in anger* i have one more suprise for him *talks into walkie talkie, then a helicopter carrying a huge doll flies over smaug and drops it in his arms. smaug looks shockingly at it, then throws it at the glass**the glass cracks and sends shards flying into the doll which 'bleeds' ketchup*

HAA HAA HA HAA HA HAA!! *rolls on the floor, clutching stomach*

*eye twitches* BWAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAAH AAHAAHAA!!

whew i cant breathe!

*rolls around laughing, then rolls down a hill, into an underground tunnel, past suprised human miners, out the tunnel, through a city, through a portal back to dragnix, then i stop in front of the monitor* that was funny!

*breathes out* phew!

*rolls on floor* *rolls into smaug's portal* HOLY- *smaug roars*

*smaug see the monitor, looks at it, then realizes that we are watching him. he walks up to the monitor and says "I KNOW YOUR THERE DRAGNIXIANS! AND IM COMING TO GETCHA! YOU BETTER BE SCARED!"**i speak into a microphone "whatever you say little girl... just dont expect me to clean up your mess when its nappy time"*

oopsy *finds self in front of smaug*

*flies into portal, grabs dspice, then flies back to dragnix before smaug can hurt dspice* settle down ok?!

hee hee hee..ok!

*casually looks through bag takes our a huge ruby* prettyyyyy *dumps out contents onto ground and looks at everything closer*

takes emerald* MY GREEN MINE GETAWAY DONTTOUCH!

*takes out even bigger emerald* ha!

0.o *begins sobbing* me likie green...*sob*

*gives it to dspice*

I WANT GREEN SHINEY!

REEEEEE! *huggles tiamat* *gives tiamat a LARGE ruby* MY GREEN SHINY! I OLUUUV GREEN SHINIES! *gives mars a smaller green emerald*

@mars-hi, but you have to get one from smaug, and hes not exactly happy with us *points to above comments* @dspice *huggles*

YEAH GREEN SHINIES! so mars...u like the girlie smaug?!

*snickers*

Uhh.. LOL XD

here you go mars *tosses a big emerald to mars*

0.o mus resist the shinyness...*twitches*

*catches* MY SHINY!

*puts my treasure back in my bag and carries it home to deposit it in my bedroom which is basically a cave with treasure everywhere in it*

AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *pulls out own greenshiny and strokes it* shinyshiny

*goes to find some food* so hungry....

whats this doing here? *picks up a shiny tinfoil ball, shrugs, and throws it over shoulder*

mmm me too...*assists mars**notices shiny* AAAAHHH SHINY MINE GET AWAY! *chases ball*

*sees more tinfoil balls* huh? *follows them to room and sees comet making them* comet stop wasting our tinfoil! *picks him up then tosses the balls outside*

*retrieves balls* MINEMINEMINE! *collects tinfoil balls*

*picks one up* i should throw this away inside *goes inside cave*

NUUUUUU *follows tiamat and jumps on back* MINEMINEMINE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!*reaches for tinfoil*

AHH! *throws tinfoil outside where a crow picks it up and flies away with it since crows like shiny objects* GET OFF ME!

NUUUUU!! *attacks crow*

*crow caws in alarm and drops the tinfoil where it lands on the ground. a gopher finds it and takes it into its burrow*

AAAAAAAHHHHHH *crawls in after gopher*

*gopher squeaks and rushes out through another hole, still carrying the tinfoil*

ARGH GET BACK HERE! *chases foil and gopher*

*gopher drops foil next to me, squeaks, then runs back down its hole* whats this doing here? *picks it up and goes inside to throw it away*

NNNNOOOOOO *tackles tiamat* GIVE ME THE !@#$ BALL OF FOIL!!

you must like shinys a lot, don't you?

WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! *foil ball rolls out of hand and comes to a rest outside*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH *attacks foil*

SHE-IT what's with the language D= XD ooh, *pics up foil* Perfect for baking 8D

*foil screams and rolls out of mars hand, down a hill, and into a lake*

AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHH *plunges into lake*

*foil floats away from dragonspice, then goes into a sewer*

*rats in the sewer find it and grab the ball of foil*

*goes into sewer* *words can barely be heard- "i'l be right baaaack! i have foil to catch!"*

No wait! You'd be fine in the oven D8 *shouts* You'd get to have coooookies!

ARGH! *catches rats*

*foil screams louder then is covered in "stuff" from a pipe that suddenly spewed it out*

ewww...*reaches for nasty foil*

hey Dspice....*throws a shiny foil ball back and forth* want it?

*foil drops dead then slowly sinks to the bottom*

Dam that foil screams loud o=

eeep yesyes yesyes!

*throws it really high*

*jumps high*

*foil falls into the ocean where it gets cleaned and shiny again, then washes up on the beach of an uncharted island where a shipwrecked person picks it up and says in a hill-billy voice "hey Phil! we gots ourselves another shinay!" and tosses it into a pile of bottles, bottle caps, soda cans, and other shiny stuff*

AAAAHHHHH *forgets about 1st shiny and attacks shiny pile*

*shipwrecked hill-billys throw rocks and sticks at dspice and yell "thats our shiny pile! get away from there! huyuck!"*

AHHH DONT COUNT ON IT! *turns into dragon form and throws fireballs at them* MY SHINY! *starts collecting shinies*

hill-billys: RUN HYUCK! *hill-billys run around screaming*

*grabs shinies (all of it) and flies off toward dragnix*

obsessive?

im back! *lands with HUGE bag full of shinies* hehheh

well im going to go into my cave for a bit *goes into bedroom and lays on my treasure hoard, sighs, and falls asleep* g2g guys bye!

bye Tiamat!

bye tiamat! *strokes shinies*

wow good job raven i like it which is a step up most of your work is just ok your a great artist and i kill for half your talent but it isn't my style @tiamat you left before i could say hi sleep well thought